W.D. Frank Quotes

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.

Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

My guitar wants to kill your mama.

It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.

People like to own things.

In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

Very few people do covers of my tunes.

Many men go into the ministry not only for the power trip involved, but also so that they will never have to be interrupted or contradicted.

To wonder where the mind goes after the brain decays is as silly as asking where the 70-miles-per-hour have gone after a speeding auto has crashed into a tree.

War is not pretty from any angle, and the most vulnerable organ in the body is the brain.

All the remedies for all the types of conflicts are alike in that they begin by finding the facts rather than by starting a fight.

Getting picked gives you half that confidence, or 50 per cent of it

I've admired Bill Kauffman's books for years . . . appealing, elegantly written, and entirely American.

I want to be alone. I need to touch each stone, face the grave that I have grown. I want to be alone.

I am going to devour you, Magdelegna,” he promised her, the darkness of his cravings coming to bear on her fully at last. “You wanted to know my passions? Allow me to introduce them to you.

You wanted to know my passions? Allow me to introduce them to you.

It was never my intention to cause you pain. Whether you feel strongly or very little, that does not excuse thoughtless behavior." - Adam

You know," Elijah raised a hand to shake a finger at her, "you have an attitude problem." "I certainly do. Your attitude is a huge problem for me.

I would think you an utter fool if you did not doubt me, warrior. Instead, I am forced to respect your uncommon intelligence. Now what, do you suppose, should I do from there?

But crazy people never think they're crazy. You're sane just by the virtue of the question.

Whenever I see you, I am overcome with the urge to be rooted within you, to be buried deep so your body can nourish me.

Don't you know you take my heart with you everywhere you go?

Trust me, it takes talent to converse with a cat

To say I removes a false impression of a Jovian aloofness.

Public depictions of women still tend to remain rigid and narrow - about the size of a coffin, say.

I considered people who didn't like my work to be in some way defective, deficient, lacking a sense of humor, and not understanding what was really going on.

I found it extremely annoying when somebody would say something like "You seem to be influenced by Ken Nordine." And I didn't even know who Ken Nordine was.

You've got to destroy a few lives on the way to where you want to get.

Listen, you listen to the work and you decide whether you want to support it. But don't ask me why I'm doing it, because I really do not know the answer.

Don't pull your love out on me baby.

You turn inward. There's nothing to distract you, so you begin to look at yourself.

. . .It is the Law that while Evil, unopposed, may accomplish terrible deeds, the power of Good can never be overthrown when opposed to Evil. . .

“And I,” declared the SawHorse, filling in an awkward pause, “am only remarkable because I can't help it.”

The absurd and legendary devil is the enigma of the Church.

It is such an uncomfortable feeling to know one is a fool.

If we didn't want anything, we would never get anything, good or bad. I think our longings are natural, and if we act as nature prompts us we can't go far wrong.

My world, my world... How can such a good little girl like you destroy all of my beautiful wickedness. - Wicket Witch of the North

One can be ugly in looks, but lovely in disposition.

You are welcome, most noble Sorceress, to the land of the Munchkins. We are so grateful to you for having killed the Wicked Witch of the East, and for setting our people free from bondage.

I shall really be very unhappy unless you give me the sort of courage that makes one forget he is afraid.

No Queen with a frozen heart is fit to rule any country.

I have learned to regard fame as a will-o-the-wisp...

Some of my youthful readers are developing wonderful imaginations. This pleases me.

Dorothy said nothing. Oz had not kept the promise he made her, but he had done his best. So she forgave him. As he said, he was a good man, even if he was a bad Wizard.