W. M. L. Jay Quotes

You must not think of yourself as looking at the stage from the audience. You must think of it as theatre in the round and look at it from all sides.

I have the best fans. I know every artist says that but I really do. I love my fans for how much they know about me, how much they learn about me, and how much they really pay attention.

Life is a great experience. Dignity is a treasure.

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

Build with advocacy, follow with influence. Your employees are your biggest brand advocates.

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

I suppose that if I could only do one thing, a solid card effect would be pretty high on the list. That's the root of it all, sleight-of-hand. It's certainly the thing I feel most comfortable with.

A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers.

Content is the fire. Social media is the gasoline.

Actually, you know who gave the shortest inauguration speech in history? George Washington. It was only like three minutes long. Well, sure. George Washington couldn't tell a lie.

Nancy Pelosi said that when it comes to cleaning up government, the Democrats have drained the swamp. The only problem with that is what's left after you drain the swamp: snakes everywhere.

I think Donald Trump and Jeb Bush are the frontrunners. It's kind of like the race between the tortoise and the bad hair.

You need minimum color for maximum effect.

History does not have sides, although historians do.

If it sounds too good to be true, it always is.

I never talk much about my family, but my grandfather was friendly with these guys, with magicians and ventriloquists on the highest levels, and I was just interested.

Worry more about being social, and worry less about doing social media

Content pays an ongoing information annuity that other forms of marketing simply do not.

We believe that this time of transition will make for a more dynamic Revolution Church, and will help us focus and expand our scope and mission.

Here's a tip. If you touch a girl, even as joke, and she pushes you off, leave... her... alone. Don't touch her. Anywhere! Just stop. Your touch does nothing but sicken her.

There is an opportunity for us to renew ourselves. There's an opportunity for us to leave the past behind and present something different for the future.

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies.

Lifelong learning is no longer a luxury but a necessity for employment.

... no compelling data to support its anachronistic social Darwinism.

The least flexible component of any system is the user.

Whitney Houston rear-ended a city bus with her sports car, but no one was hurt. She said she didn't know what happened. One minute she was concentrating on the big white line, and the next, boom!

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.

It's hard to be disappointed when what you expected turns out to be true.

No one has a resume that they are 100% comfortable with, nor does anyone have a life that they are 100% comfortable with.

One little ripple started today could create a typhoon fifteen years from now.

Persuasion isn't about the people you disagree with. It's about the fulcrum; the persuadable audience.

I can envision observations and experiments that would disprove any evolutionary theory I know.

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.

And as I stood there in the hallway―alone―trying to understand what had just happened and why, I realized the truth: I wasn't worth an explanation―not even a reaction. Not in your eyes.

It's my obligation to take out all the 'wrong' pictures.

I count absolutely no chickens before they're hatched. In fact, I assume they're all dead in their shells, inside their eggs.

We don't experience light, color, and gesture in a vacuum. We experience it in contexts.

The Nets' a stone throw from where I used to throw bricks ...So it's only right I'm still tossing 'round Knicks.

I don't work in movies and TV because I adore acting, it's because I adore movies and TV.

Keep your mind open. You may very well learn something new about yourself and your pictures.

I'm a person that works off of music. I let the music dictate the direction.

Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

Before World War II in Canada, you were nobody until you went to England. Then, after that it was you're nobody until you went to the States.

If you don't have a camera, the best thing you can do is describe how great it looked.

Quality is free, however - the Management Systems that proliferate it are not.

Mini-Me was the pint sized clone that was the perpetuation of Dr. Evil's own legacy [in Austin Powers]. That concept earned the sequel.

Happiness is a privilege.

When I do public speaking, I ask the audience, "Who has a family member, a neighbor, a friend with some form of disability?" Every single hand goes up. We're all connected.

Magic is a powerful art that can support a weak performer.