W. M. L. Jay Quotes

When brands talk about themselves in real time, it’s just boring faster.

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

I tell you, the economy is in bad shape. In fact, the economy is so bad, President Barack Obama's new slogan is 'Spare Change You Can Believe In.'

There is no bad light. There is spectacular light and difficult light. It's up to you to use the light you have.

This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?"

I have not heard from President Barack. I've never gotten a phone call.

The biggest benefit of doing an interview podcast is the relationships you build.

There are now more obese people in the United States than there are overweight people. I think it's safe to say that after all these years, Diet Coke is a complete failure.

A German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men only listen half the time.

One color alone means nothing. I acts as in a vacuum, with no other colors to relate to. It is only when colors relate to other colors that the fun begins.

Never put lettering in your photos unless you want it read.

If it were up to me, every job would be somewhere in Canada.

Men die but an idea does not.

People may believe correct things for the damndest and weirdest of wrong reasons.

Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry. Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.

More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row, just like Clinton.

What's important is that all human knowledge be made available to all intelligent people who want to learn it.

If you want to make god laugh, make a plan.

Regulations force people to do better.

I notice the older I get, the more my speaking voice turns people around. Even if they have no idea who I am, they know they've heard this weird nasal disaster somewhere before.

If being a spokesman for a generation is a fleeting occupation, being a symbol of an era is downright dangerous for anyone who has the bad luck to outlive it.

Pretty really comes from inner confidence; it's when you feel good about yourself.

55% of all Americans lose their remote control 5 times a week. That means that they must see the same show for up to 3-4 minutes a time!

When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.

They were like two magnets who couldn't decide whether to attract or repel.

A poet's mission is to make words do more work than they normally do, to make them work on more than one level.

Maybe if I forgot things once in a while, we'd all be a little bit happier.

It was hard to trust someone enough to let them all the way in when I didn't think they deserved to be there. -Cora

A dream with a deadline is a goal.

In life, you get what you believe you deserve.

But you can't get away from yourself. You can't decide not to see yourself anymore. You can't decide to turn off the noise in your head.

L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time.

Pivoting is not the end of the disruption process, but the beginning of the next leg of your journey.

Success doesn't teach as many lessons as failure

But I do know which is the least popular. The truth.

Most startup failures result from entrepreneurs who are better at making excuses than products.

Every threat to the status quo is an opportunity in disguise.

I'm not gonna give the British Government the joy of keeping taxing me. They don't tax art. And all my cars are just a collection of art.

It is not incumbent on the world to conform to your vision of change. It is up to you to explain the future in terms that those living in the past and present can follow.

The fact is that we cannot drill our way to independence. We cannot drill our way to freedom, and we cannot drill our way to create jobs in this country.

I decided to find out how people at school might react if one of the students never came back.

A free and open Internet is a despot's worst enemy.

I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.

There are two types of people in this world: those whose look for opportunity and those who make it happen.

As a private lawyer, I could bill $750 an hour, but I don't.

I simply wanted a kiss. I was a freshman girl who had never been kissed. Never. But I liked the boy, he liked me, and I was going to kiss him. That's the story, the whole story, right there.

My home is a little more complicated than coordinates on a map.

You will have more regrets for the things you didn't try than the ones you tried and didn't succeed at.

As for boredom ... I notice that it leaves me as soon as I am doing something that has got to be done.

Be the best at what you do or the only one doing it.