Walt Kelly Quotes

In like a dimwit, out like a light.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts.

Every burden is a blessing.

Traces of nobility, gentleness, and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly.

Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

Looking back on things, the view always improves.

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.

Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it's worthwhile to prove that he is himself.

What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.

It is not good enough for things to be planned - they still have to be done; for the intention to become a reality, energy has to be launched into operation.

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.

There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our whole lives, win, lose, or draw.

God is not dead-He is merely unemployed.

Don't take life so serious. It ain't no-hows permanent.

Now is the time for all good men to come to.

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.

Don't believe something just because you didn't read it in the papers. Wait until you haven't seen it on television.

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tiger)

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.

The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.

Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner.

You got to be yourself, you got to discard all the bull and get YOU across ... and get what you have to say across.

Y'see, when you start to lick a national problem you have to go after the fundamentables. You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!

If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.

A lump in the throat is worth two on the head.

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

Some is more equal than others, as is well known. It ain't that your majority is outnumbered, you're just out-surrounded.

We have met the enemy and he is us.