Will Arnett Quotes

The show had run its course on the Fox network.

When I was in my 20s, I wanted to go after dramatic roles, and I didn't have a tremendous amount of success with that.

Even if you make a mistake, you can go back and do the right thing.

Well, we were never coming back to Fox... that was clear.

You don't always have to run. Take good time to watch first, then decide.

Clearly, the American war planners misjudged the determination of the Iraqi forces.

I'd like to say from the beginning that the 12 years I've been coming here, I've met unfailing courtesy and cooperation, courtesy from your people and cooperation from the Ministry of Information.

I am still in shock and awe at being fired.

Well, no, I didn't because I didn't even know the nominations were coming out. I gotta say, it wasn't even on my radar. I hadn't... I hadn't even thought about it.

It became necessary to destroy the town to save it.

I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day.

When it sort of finally sets in that you're not going to be doing that anymore... it's disappointing.

Arrested Development opened a lot of doors for me.

When all of your friends are getting pregnant, you start thinking about it. But for Amy and I, show business is our baby.

You've got to rely on people that you trust and you love.

If you have a character that doesn't have anything wrong with him, there's nothing funny about it.

Yeah, I don't think you can live anywhere else - it's such a great city [New York]. L.A. is kind of a necessary evil, but man, I love going back to New York.

I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I'd be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask.

Everybody has some good in them and they can be relied on.

It doesn't look great if you cancel the reigning Best Comedy Program, you know, you're gonna take a hit from a... from sort of a public relations standpoint.

I never really spent time being jealous. Maybe I should have.

Because we have this whole other human being we have to think about other than ourselves. We had the luxury before of being totally self-centered.

When you're young, you kind of take yourself seriously, and you think, like, "People need to see what I can do." And it's so laughable, especially with actors.

It's very rare that people are exactly who they appear to be. Venice has a lot of that too, but the face of it is quite beautiful, interesting, and textured.

Yeah, you know, within the context of TV families, these are pretty unsavory characters.

I am humbled by the nomination. I got to work with a cast and writers made up of geniuses. The good news is I can finally realize my life long dream and buy my wife a solid gold speed boat.

I've always maintained that I don't think comedy should be reviewed. I think it's un-reviewable, because it is so subjective.

I mean, I gotta say one of the greatest victories on that show was when we got picked up for the back nine of the first season, and they made it a full order.

There's a small island, inhabited in the South Pacific that I will try to swim to.

I report the truth of what is happening here in Baghdad and will not apologize for it.

We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't.

This pilot, by far, was the best I ever read - and I hope that insults every other pilot I worked on.

The mind is weak, and it must be mastered, controlled. The body, it knows no master save for instinct and, unfortunately, it is built for terminal suffering.

You have been given a great power. But no power comes without a price. That is how magic works. How the universe works. All things kept in balance.

So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world?

Nope, there wasn't any getting out of this. Real first name meant business.

The future is never fixed, but always in flux until the moment it meets with the present.

Audiences are craving intricate and intelligent stories that keep them on the edge of their seats.

A billion stars above us coat the sky white. It would have been beautiful back home, but not here. Here it is the ever present reminder that we are all alone and insignificant.

This island is a hard place to survive and I fear that it has made everything resistant to the cruel hand of death.

If democracy is the voice of the people, then the AP is its stenographer.

I refuse to sit and wait for salvation. Every day I have looked to the sky for the white streak of a plane making its way across the Pacific, but I have not seen any.

The werewolf pointed at a bench next to the door into the Kirkwoods’ tomb. “Sit. Wait.”Did I mention werewolves were chatty?

The thing about the ocean is that the surface won’t always tell you what is going on underneath.

We may be a little broken these days but I wouldn't trade it for anything.

But every tomorrow has led to today— to us being alone, hungry, and cold on an unknown island somewhere in the South Pacific.

Pure unadulterated success is not as funny as failure.