Will Evans Quotes

I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea!

An honorable man will not be bullied by a hypothesis.

I like girls who aren't so la-di-da. L.A. is so la-di-da.

To live is to fight. We just fight in different arenas.

God, I want to die in you.

Love is never convenient-and rarely painless

Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli

It frequently happens that two persons, reasoning right on a mechanical subject, think alike and invent the same thing without any communication with each other.

You gave me reason to believe that we were always meant to be, but now I see you were wrong, you can't keep running back to me with all them baby baby please, No More.

I can mourn internally, just be quiet about it. I have my moments but I'm not a real, expressive person, especially when it comes to like sadness.

I just want Christians to embrace the fact that music is made not just for the church, but it's also for the people that need to hear about the love of God.

People did not even then like to eat dirt, if they could see it.

I've swum for my country, I've swum for my coaches and my schools and my teams. I decided this time I was going to swim for myself.

As a Christian, my highest calling is not motherhood; my highest calling is to follow Christ.

Every guy I know has some sort of freak injury in their body.

I believe that love is the choice we make to raise ourselves and others to the highest planes of existence.

There is no necessary connection between the desire to lead and the ability to lead, and even less the ability to lead somewhere that will be to the advantage of the led.

Churches are having a limited impact on society because they fail to understand that the goal of the church is not the church itself but the kingdom.

One of our urgent opportunities is to respond to a child when he earnestly asks, remembering that they don't always ask.

When we deal with questions relating to principles of law and their applications, we do not suddenly rise into a stratosphere of icy certainty.

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known.

When a parent shows up with an attitude of entitlement, understand that under it is a boatload of anxiety.

Buildings designed with careful attention to aesthetics arouse and enlighten their occupants and that promotes their good health.

Often times, the greatest peace comes of surrender.

We may be through with the past, but the past is not through with us.

Wisdom is meaningless until your own experience has given it meaning, and there is wisdom in the selection of wisdom.

Stoicism is the wisdom of madness and cynicism the madness of wisdom.

Men, God is not opposed to greatness. God is opposed to pride. Big difference. Unfortunately, it is a difference not widely understood or embraced.

Building my career hasn't been attached to my dad. It's been me figuring things out for myself.

Words are one of our chief means of adjusting to all the situations of life. The better control we have over words, the more successful our adjustment is likely to be.

Leadership is more likely to be assumed by the aggressive than by the able, and those who scramble to the top are more often motivated by their own inner torments.

We are all fighters, every single person who walks this earth is a fighter, everything that lives. To live is to fight. And we just fight in different arenas.

I probably wanted to be a shopkeeper, because I like tills.

To me, to live is to fight. It's about persevering. It's about testing yourself. It's about not becoming complacent.

I am a student of whoever I can learn from.

I never graduated high school; they had to change the Ivy League rules. During my tenure at Brown, I helped them become the number one Ivy League school.

Keep courage. Whatever you do, do not feel sorry for yourself. You will win in a great age of opportunity.

I have come to regard with some suspicion those who claim that the Bible never troubles them. I can only assume this means they haven’t actually read it.

Representing Australia has always been a honour and a privilege, and the older and more experienced I get, the more I enjoy it.

I'm not obsessed by how I look or with being reed thin, but I do think that as a woman in my 50s, I have 40 years ahead. Looking after yourself goes hand in hand with looking good.

Sometimes it's not about the size of your role, it's about the machine that you're part of.

The Indians' botanical knowledge is disappearing even faster than the plants themselves.

Walk out backwards if you must go, but please don't wave good-bye.

Everybody needs love. Everybody. Those who don't believe that frighten me a little.

Parents who indulge themselves 'in moderation' may have children who indulge themselves to excess.

Perhaps we could push beyond these legalistic gender roles if we spent less time worrying about “acting like men” and “acting like women,” and more time acting like Jesus.

People don't need to become more aware of poverty - they need to know how to end it.

There must be a priority of values in all our lives.

You can't get too far into the Gospels without noticing that Jesus made a pretty lousy apologist.

Sometimes its not the strength but gentleness that cracks the hardest shells.