Will Ferrell Quotes

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself.

Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.

It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.

Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?

I often don't think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.

When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.

I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food.

Molly Shannon and I used to always talk about that we really felt strongly that we were comedic actors, that we weren't comedians. You just played things real and the comedy came out of the context.

You know you can be having a bad day and someone will walk by and say: 'Hey, I love you, Will.' That really cheers you up. That's a really lovely thing.

I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.

If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.

I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.

One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And to me that meant you wear a suit and a hat and carry a briefcase and go to your job.

Personal philosophy: Clothing optional

Members of the Senate and House, if they want to send troops into war, should be forced to send a family member. That would really make everyone stop and go, 'Ohhh-kaaay.'

I'm a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers - who, oddly enough, wouldn't get elected today - were Progressives.

It would be great to be able to follow in the footsteps of Bill Murray. I really respect his ability as a comedian, obviously, but even more so as an actor.

Why not work with your friends? It's working with people you know, and you share the same sensibility.

Though I know consciousness kind of boxes you in, it still encompasses the artists that I knew were conscious throughout history of music - they're the ones that you look at as the legends.

I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.

I speak as much Spanish as anyone who has grown up in Southern California or Texas or Arizona. I had my three years of high-school Spanish and a couple of semesters in college.

Anyone who does anything creative is always gonna want to change.

Often times I'm confronted with a quote that I don't remember saying. So, on one hand it's very flattering, it is just so surreal.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.

I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

I'm the minority in my house sometimes. My wife is Swedish, and we go to Sweden and everyone is rattling off in Swedish. It's like, 'OK, I can just read a book.'

Since I was eight years old, I went to Trinity. I mean, I listened to Reverend Wright since I was a kid and I always heard him preach sermons of love and inspiration.

Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go?

I live by 'Earnin' and burnin'.' Meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That's the way I live my life.

When you look at someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, you have to really respect the boundaries he is pushing as Bruno or Borat.