Will Rogers Quotes
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.
The science of psychiatry is now where the science of medicine was before germs were discovered.
Like the vast majority of my constituents, I continue to be concerned about record profits reported by petroleum companies at a time when consumers are paying record high prices for gasoline.
Why are infectious disease doctors the best ones to date? They are the most cultured and sensitive.
There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it's not a tie, for we couldn't go through with this thing again.
In Florence, classical buildings sit against medieval buildings. It's that contrast we like.
A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created.
The big trouble is not really who isn't in the Hall of Fame, but who is. It was established for a select few.
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can't ruin this country even with politics.
Man to the last is but a froward child; So eager for the future, come what may, And to the present so insensible.
I have had to change the game to one that is a match of wits rather than brawn to give myself a fighting chance.
These dust storms.... Poor farmer spent a lifetime fixin' his farm and everything, goes out and looks down at it, and it's up above him.
Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.
The unity of the Bible is one of the wonderful proofs of the inspiration of God's Word- that all Scripture is given by inspiration of God.
That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.
A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.
The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?
In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.
