Will Rogers Quotes

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.

Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Everybody is ignorant, Just on different subjects.

If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.

If stupidity got us into this, why can't stupidity get us out?

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up then sell it. If it don't go up don't buy it.

There is nothing so stupid as an educated man if you get off the thing that he was educated in.

There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness.

This thing of being a hero about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.

Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble it's what we know that ain't so.

To make money buy some good stock hold it until it goes up and then sell it. If it doesn't go up don't buy it.

AH I know is what I see in the papers.

So get a few laughs and do the best you can.

I'm not a member of any organized party I'm a Democrat.

The more you read about politics the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Politics is applesauce.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

Life is for service.

Too many people out there tell us what we can and cannot do but…they don’t know who we are, what’s put in us.

Do not allow a lack of one's own talent or confidence shackle the door prior to even opening it." (Ginger Susanoo, 2018).

Many people can and have written books, but many have nothing to say.

Success largely depends on the relationships you build along the journey.

Let the mind help us to get there, after we have decided with our heart. Let the mind follow us, rather than lead us.

You showed me that even the smallest of people can have the loudest of words.” (Rachael Taylor, 2018).

Those who can not adjust to change will be swept aside by it. Those who recognize change and react accordingly will benefit.

We all want to feel peace, and it is always available to us when we can let go of past hurts, hope for future successes, and be grateful for the moment we are living now.