William Ralph Inge Quotes

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.

Theater is, of course, a reflection of life. Maybe we have to improve life before we can hope to improve theater.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

The happy people are those who are producing something.

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so.

A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbours.

Take away fear, and the battle of Freedom is half won.

Experience proves that none is so cruel as the disillusioned sentimentalist.

It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.

Democracy is only an experiment in government, and it has the obvious disadvantage of merely counting votes instead of weighing them.

Originality is undetected plagiarism.

The wealth of a soul is measured by how much it can feel; its poverty by how little.

Nobody is bored when he is trying to make something that is beautiful or to discover something that is true.

It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little wisdom is its own.

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

Don't break the silence unless you can improve on it.

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it.

Faith is an act of self-consecration, in which the will, the intellect, and the affections all have their place.

There is no limit to the noble aspirations which the words "my country" may evoke.

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself.

The command, 'Be fruitful and multiply', was promulgated, according to our authorities, when the population of the world consisted of two persons.

The enemies of freedom do not argue; they shout and they shoot.

Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next.

Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.

Patriotism varies, from a noble devotion to a moral lunacy.

The greatest obstacle to progress is not man's inherited pugnacity, but his incorrigible tendency to parasitism.

The world belongs to those who think and act with it, who keep a finger on its pulse.

I think middle-age is the best time, if we can escape the fatty degeneration of the conscience which often sets in at about fifty.

Let us remember, when we are inclined to be disheartened, that the private soldier is a poor judge of the fortunes of a great battle.

The statistics of suicide show that, for non-combatants at least, life is more interesting in war than in peace.

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted.

Faith begins as an experiment, and ends as an experience.

The happy people are those who are producing something; the bored people are those who are consuming much and producing nothing.

Bereavement is the sharpest challenge to our trust in God; if faith can overcome this, there is no mountain which it cannot remove.

When our first parents were driven out of Paradise, Adam is believed to have remarked to Eve, "My dear, we live in an age of transition."

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humour.

Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for anyone who is not content to the average person.

The whole of nature, as has been said, is a conjugation of the verb to eat, in the active and in the passive.

Consciousness is a phase of mental life which arises in connection with the formation of new habits. When habit is formed, consciousness only interferes to spoil our performance.

Deliberate cruelty to our defenceless and beautiful little cousins is surely one of the meanest and most detestable vices of which a human being can be guilty.

Many people believe that they are attracted by God, or by Nature, when they are only repelled by man.

Beneath the dingy uniformity of international fashions in dress, man remains what he has always been; a splendid fighting animal, a self-sacrificing hero, and a blood thirsty savage.

Admiration for ourselves and our institutions is too often measured by our contempt and dislike for foreigners.

The proper time to influence the character of a child is about a hundred years before he is born.

Don't get up from the feast of life without paying for your share of it.

Love remembered and consecrated by grief belongs, more clearly than the happy intercourse of friends, to the eternal world; it has proved itself stronger than death.

Every institution not only carries within it the seeds of its own dissolution, but prepares the way for its most hated rival.

The right use of leisure is no doubt a harder problem than the right use of our working hours. The soul is dyed the color of its leisure thoughts.

No Christian can be a pessimist, for Christianity is a system of radical optimism.

Joy is the triumph of life; it is the sign that we are living our true life as spiritual beings.