Wilson Mizner Quotes

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.

Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

Don't talk about yourself it will be done when you leave.

I've had several years in Hollywood and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere but after a while he knows something.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education.