Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

Macho does not prove mucho

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.

If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

Macho doesn't prove mucho.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.