G.s.gabriel Quotes

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy wins or loses, it's about how he entertains you the whole time you're watching.

Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues.

My material never comes out verbatim every time. I always tweak in a line, or tweak away a line, gain a couple tags or lose a couple tags. The timing is always off.

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences. I cross the board.

I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.

Honestly, I really don't like acting. I don't enjoy it. What I do like is going to a movie theatre and seeing my face on a poster. I like seeing my name on a poster. That is cool.

I know enough football to know that's funny!

Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated.

Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I'm going to do.

I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.

Stand-up is not just an American thing anymore. It's global. In some places, stand-up comedy is brand new. South Africa has only had a scene for 15 years.

When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

Most of these pictures, taken while travelling, were developed on the mantelpiece of a hotel room, which proves that the method is easy enough to carry out.

Professional sports, in of itself, is a fantasy, for the majority of the population.

If you go to pilot then you are probably going to go to series. That's my feeling about it.

I really feel that New York City is the greatest city in the world.

My parents would have loved it if my brother or I had become a doctor or lawyer.

I don't mind doing the green-screen stuff at all, and in fact it's a lot like black-box theater, which I did plenty of in New York.

I wanted to be in an anti-gravity machine so bad! Maybe a different time, a different place.

I'm not going to lie. I would definitely steal stuff from set.

Anytime anybody does anything - unless it's in the realm of the obviously awful, which is fun too in a different way - it is in many ways a success.

I have a million story-lines for 'Revenge' and they never listen to me.

For me as an actor because I've been at it so long, it becomes much harder to watch movies because you really see the seams of everything.

It's funny, people talk about the characters they play and who do you sort of see yourself as or which ones maybe were closest to you and in some ways.

One thing I loved about New Zealand was the indoor/outdoor lifestyle of the place.

We've been talking about Lorde like crazy! She's amazing!

If we're talking music I could go on and on and on.

The probability of finding a particular book increases in relation to the clarity of the store's focus, the diligence and shrewdness of the bookseller, and the size of the business.

Poetry is an art, the easiest to dabble in, but the hardest to reach true excellence.

Nature is fun to study, but style is everything.

Praxiteles borrowed the better elements of a hundred imperfect models in order to create a masterpiece.

When one does something, one must go back to the ancients.

With the man in the woman, and the woman in the man. In the blood of Eden lie the woman and the man.

There has always been a strong relationship between music and religion. It is because they both plug directly into the heart and can have real power for good or evil.

The book of love has music in it In fact that's where music comes from Some of it is just transcendental Some of it is just really dumb

Holding still for a moment, what a moment this is, Oh for a moment of forgetting, a moment of bliss

They think so small, they use small words. But not me, I'm smarter than that, I've worked it out. I'm stretching my mouth to let those big words come on out.

Yeah, in the digital world, it is so much easier to put stuff out without a great deal of paraphernalia and fanfare.

One doubt, one voice, one war, one truth, one dream.

I love 5.1. Sometimes you can't squeeze everything in comfortably into a stereo picture. There is a lot more space in a 5.1 environment.