Mr. Sid Quotes

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don't let them take you ALIVE.

I was the only guy with any bit of anarchy left.

Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.

It's not really my problem if they think I'm weird.

You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

I'll probably die by the time I reach 25. But I'll have lived the way I wanted to.

Well, you know, like, I don't really give a f**k what the general public think.

I'm not vicious really. I consider myself to be kindhearted. I love my mum.

The function of the photographer is to help people understand the world around them.

Today everything's a conflict of interest.

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

I'm not chic, I could never be chic.

We're really quite nice and friendly, but everyone has a beastly side to them, don't they?

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

We had a death pact, and I have to keep my half of the bargain. Please bury me next to my baby in my leather jacket, jeans and motorcycle boots. Goodbye.

I got this feeling I'm gonna die before I get old. I don't know why. I just have this feeling.

You just pick up a chord, go twang, and you're got music.

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

I just cash in on the fact that I'm good looking, and I've got a nice figure and girls like me.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

American audiences are just the same as any other audiences. Except a bit more boring.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty looking appearance.

A game is a series of interesting choices.

Our approach to making games is to find the fun first and then use the technology to enhance the fun.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

If you can't stand yourself, neither can anybody else!

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.

A great NOW will be a great WAS! A bad NOW will always be a bad WAS, and all you can hope for is a Great GONNA BE!

He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. Of course, there are lots of other words he doesn't know either.

Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book.

If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice versa.

Attitude is the whole thing in football. Every team has the talent and the coaching. Motivation makes the difference. The teams that win stay healthy and interested.

The books we enjoy as children stay with us forever -- they have a special impact. Paragraph after paragraph and page after page, the author must deliver his or her best work.

Some coaches spend their time trying to get an overview of all eleven defenders. I prefer to zero in on one guy at a time to get the right clue.

A good game impresses you with what you're doing. I think that's a fundamental difference that I as a game designer need to recede in the background.

People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'

The question of naturalism is a fallacy, it does not exist... The photographic image replaces naturalistic experience.

Jazz is a beautiful woman whose older brother is a policeman.

Give weather reports. It helps the reality of a scene if foghorns are blowing or kites are in the sky on a windy afternoon or the day's so hot wallpaper is peeling off the walls.

I make jokes about the fact that as a neuro-surgeon I shouldn't be required at a motor race because the drivers don't have any brains.... otherwise they wouldn't race.

God bless those runners because they get you the first down, give you ball control and keep your defense off the field. But if you want to ring the cash register, you have to pass.

Every language has its own music.