Nothing. Quotes
Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So don’t even ask.
Meeting a vampire is kind of like a celebrity sighting, but where the celebrity possibly wants to kill you.
What dooms our best efforts to cultivate empathy and compassion is always, of course, other people.
Everything is like a wall. Said a scholar to the troll. Bang your head to go on through. Then you'll see, there is no queue.
I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see, or feel anything.
A lot of people blame their negative feelings on their negative experiences
Man with right thinking is awake and can see everything
People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren’t human.
When people communicate deceit, it's called politics. When people communicate honesty, it's called art.
If some people say what is in their hearts and other people say what glides easily off the tongue, how can we talk to one another?
Here's the thing about dessert--you want it to last. You want to savor it.
Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.
Those who engage in deception generally have nothing good to offer
Before 1521 we could have been anything and everything not Filipino
Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead.
The truth is, there are not two kinds of people. There's only one: the kind that loves to divide up into gangs who hate each other's guts.
...suddenly I got shivers down my spine thinking about how many different people one and the same person can be.
Everything passes. Joy. Pain. The moment of triumph
If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do.
The mechanism of natural selection depends on the survival, not of the strongest, nor the most intelligent, but of the most adaptable.
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not
The soul that gives thanks can find comfort in everything
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility. The story should never be made up of improbable incidents
If you aren't outraged, then you just aren't paying attention
When God lays His finger on your heart it cannot help but be filled with love for others
It is not the truth which has to be sought, it is you who have to be brought home.
You know Schmeckle, people are like feet. Most everyone has a pair and yet feet are so unique. So, we must treat all people with respect and accept their unique way.
The worlds high on doing and distracting and as result we need to keep doing and it doesn’t really matter what we are doing, as long as it is distracting.
I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet.
There is nothing we could ever do to make God love us more
It’s easy to demonstrate how progressive and open-minded and loyal you are when it costs you nothing.
And you shouldn't believe all the press about Ouija boards. They can't be used in an exorcism. Trivial Pursuit can, but that's another story.
If he didn't want his opinion, why did he ask for it?
Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?
It is eternity now. I am in the midst of it. It is about me in the sunshine
. . .once you find out he's cheated on you, you have to keep finding out, over and over and over again, until you've degraded yourself so completely that there's nothing left to do but walk out.
Act – make an event. Smash the coordinates and see where the smithereens fly. Let in the madness, and be sure to be a danger to oneself and others. Too much thinking turns you into that fool Hamlet.