Nothing. Quotes
Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?
If he didn't want his opinion, why did he ask for it?
And you shouldn't believe all the press about Ouija boards. They can't be used in an exorcism. Trivial Pursuit can, but that's another story.
North Korea remains the last bastion of undiluted communism in the world.
Amusement, even ironic amusement, is the beginning of sincere appreciation, as any lapsed hipster knows.
When we have simplicity we have so much more freedom in every single aspect of our lives. Maybe it's a classic case of less is more? Less stress, less worries, more time, more happiness.
I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off.
Enjoy this moment because it may not come again.
I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left.
He would wait hours for her, maybe two or three. It didn’t matter. The cadence of life is slower in North Korea. Nobody owned a watch.
If a tree falls in the woods when no one is there, does it still make a noise? If a girl dies in the woods when no one is there, does anyone care? If no one knows I am here, do I even exist?
I dragged my mind away from that line of thought
If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole.
But the one thing he could not have imagined is that we were withholding nothing. That there was nothing on the other side of our silly rules
I was a journalist and I liked to watch. I was in awe.
Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.