Reading! Quotes

Divine does not tempt us to see what's in our hearts, it tempts us so we could see what's in our hearts.

I have always been quite good at falling in love, but I don’t pretend to know anything about literal happily ever afters.

You know what truly aches? Having so much inside you and not having the slightest clue of how to pour it out.

This moment is history.

I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it.

In my illustrious career as a university student, I turned in over 100 papers so that one day, in the end, I got 1 paper in return.

When we are young, we want to be old and for things to change. When we are old, we want to be young and for things to go back to the way they were.

It seems to me that my whole life I've been standing on some tower or a pillbox or a trampoline, waving the names of writers, as if we needed rescue. And the first person I had to rescue was myself.

Every reading is a misreading.

My wit is only as stupid as the audience.

It is the curse of the competent―not to be called upon.

If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are.

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up.

Everybody loves to hate a sinner