8 Ball Quotes
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
Every great thing that has been accomplished, and is yet to be accomplished, starts with a dream.
There's more tension in golf than in boxing because golfers bring it on themselves. It's silly really because it's not as if the golf ball is going to jump up and belt you on the whiskers, is it?
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.
I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence.
Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.
Internal character: how you behave when no one is watching.
The one place where I can relax is on the golf course with my teammates and buddies, assuming I'm hitting the golf ball well. If I'm not, well, that is another story.
We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
The bowler approached the wicket at a lope, a trot, and then a run. He suddenly exploded in a flurry of arms and legs, out of which flew a ball.
Even our recreation was scheduled. There was no time to look for birds or wander into the nearby woods. We were put into teams and sent into violent pursuit of a helpless ball.
Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people.
One thing I've learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won't float.
Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball, they can't do that.
I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.
A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway.
I'm not a golf player. I think golf and fishing are the same, but at the end of the day, you can't fry up and golf ball and dip it in tartar sauce. So I'm a fisherman.
The Monster Ball is by nature a protest: A youth church experience to speak out and celebrate against all forms of discrimination + prejudice.
Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed.
The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a golf ball is not the cure.
You're the only one in control over your golf ball. It's not like tennis: you're hitting a shot and somebody's hitting it back at you.
A woman in Great Britain has died after being hit in the back of the head by a golf ball, on the first hole. Her husband was so distraught, he only played the front nine.
This new baseball is like a golf ball. I think there are going to be a lot more dents put in the wall at Fenway Park this year.
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
Men spend their time in following a ball or a hare it is the pleasure even of kings.
He suddenly exploded in a flurry of arms and legs, out of which flew a ball.
None of my costume designers have ever been nominated for an Oscar 'cause I don't do period movies that have ball scenes with a hundred extras in them.
Yes sir, the fish was left in place of the crystal ball. It's been bagged and tagged for analysis.”Great. Now we have another red herring on our hands.
She told herself there had been nothing outside, nothing peering in at her from the darkness. Nothing at all.
Be humble and set the balls of your dreams rolling till God himself decides what next! As for "pride", allow it to go as a lone ranger!
I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls...
When you use life's curve balls to create positive energy, you cultivate a Don't Die® spirit that powers you through moment by moment so that you live your life to the fullest until the very end.
Deciding which relationships to pursue can be difficult. Especially if you’re trying to get hired by the Magic 8 Ball factory and that little triangle thing isn't floating right.
If you want to strike, strike now. No matter how skillfully a footballer strikes beyond the 90 minutes' regulated time, he makes no influence. Strike now before it becomes too late!
Alphabet soup is my magic eight ball. Served hot or cold, words are delicious.
Losing someone close to you is more haunting than a life of cursed solitude.~The Moon Master