Acupuncture Quotes

Acupuncture Quote of the day

First, modify the patient's diet and lifestyle and only then, if these do not effect a cure, treat with medicinals and acupuncture.

There is evidence that acupuncture influences the production of and distribution of a great many neurotransmitters and neuromodulators, and that this in turn alters the perception of pain.

Im afraid of needles, except acupuncture needles.

We all need to slow down and go to acupuncture.

In the old days it was called voodoo and they stuck needles in dolls, now it's called acupuncture and they stick the needles straight into the person.

[On acupuncture:] The needles are small and won't hurt at all. In fact, they'll feel good. Ha, ha! Just kidding. They feel like needles. Because they are.

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

It's mass confusion. I'm guessing on every shot. About the only thing left for me is acupuncture in the brain.

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

In the middle of a wrist's suicide slash-line, below the layered skin and above the pulse, there's an acupuncture point that says, “Get back to who you were meant to be.”

How sick in your mind and your soul to be scared of my voice and my words.

I should have titled it "Diet Like Your Life Depended On It!" because it's about so much more than just beating Diabetes.