Adult Humor Quotes
I don't know. I don't understand how boys think. If I knew that I'd be a millionare.
My comebacks aren't nearly as sharp as my shiv. Come inside and I'll show you.
I couldn’t help but notice how hot he looked tonight with his strong build lining his t-shirt. He should never cover his beauty with clothes and such things. - Ariel
When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.
When I was laying there in his arms nothing else mattered. My parents, my lack of funds, everything just seemed to melt away as I was lost in his lips"- Bentley Evans
Speak kindly to with adult women as you would to your mother.
I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy.
When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving you, worshiping your body...
Yes, his ear. I was attracted to his ear. While I was in church. I'm pretty sure that solidifies my position as the weirdest person on the planet.
No one asked your opinion O'Brien, " the red-haired one snapped again."No one ever asks yours either, that doesn't seem to stop you from giving it, " he countered.
Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.
I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last.