Agents Quotes

Men. You can't live with them, you can't shoot them.

I got an agent and went up for the part of my first film, Five Gates to Hell.

Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.

Of all rewards none [is] more liberal than those given to secret agents.

I recall the first time my agent told me to wear clothes specifically chosen for me, I would try and find excuses not to do it.

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

O world, world! thus is the poor agent despised. O traitors and bawds, how earnestly are you set a-work, and how ill requited! Why should our endeavor be so loved, and the performance so loathed?

When a casting agent sees me, he kind of knows what he's getting.

40 million Russians are convinced that I am a scoundrel, a thief, a criminal or a CIA agent, who deserves to be shot, hanged or drawn and quartered.

The CIA agent looked more dead than alive. Alex wondered if he had been hit, but there was no sign of any blood. Perhaps he was in shock.

If you're a writer there will come at least one morning in your life when you wake up and want to kill your agent.

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears.

The cool part about working for Disney is that they've allowed me to be a change agent.

I speak to my agent about great roles, and he's like, 'They are all going to Will Smith.

Satan works through human agents.

Liberty is too priceless to be forfeited through the zeal of an administrative agent.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

When Wealth walks in at the Door, the Press Agent comes in through the Window.

Each natural agent works but to this end,- To render that it works on like itself.

Law never made men a whit more just; and, by means of their respect for it, even the well-disposed are daily made the agents of injustice.

Anbody can make an easy deal, but only a true agent can sell a dog.

When I say women are the agents of change, I really should say women and girls.

I was a huge 'Friends' fan. I had a very small part. I played a real-estate agent in the very last season.

Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.

What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.

A writer starts out, I think, wanting to be a transfiguring agent, and ends up usually just making contact, contact with other human beings. This, unsurprisingly, is not enough.

You can change. And you can be an agent of change.

All an agent is going to do is buy things for a player, damage his eligibility, and make the player dependent on them.

You can't be an FBI agent without being cautious and thinking things through. That's just part of the training.

Managers are agents of transformation, converting the workforce in developed countries from one of manual workers to one of highly educated knowledge workers.

I believe that the only true agents of change on a large scale, in this country or anywhere, are young people.

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.

The riveting moral power of the Arab Spring comes from its homegrown quality. This is about Arabs overcoming fear to become agents of their own transformation and liberation.

I don't get jobs in films by auditioning. I'm not blonde. You can't place me in movies the way you can with certain actors. It's very difficult for my agents.

White Collar' is a show about the unlikely pairing of an FBI agent and an ex-con solving smart, glamorous, interesting and provocative crimes in a sometimes very funny way.

An author who gives a manager or publisher any rights in his work except those immediately and specifically required for its publication or performance is for business purposes an imbecile.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

I call myself a literary agent simply to distinguish myself from actors' agents.

...the emergent capabilities bursting forth from the revolutionary advances in the life sciences are about to make us the principal agent of evolution.

Travel agents would be wiser to ask us what we hope to change about our lives rather than simply where we wish to go.

For me, each one of those experiences stands on its own. The first one was with Steven Spielberg, who helped me to get an agent and vouch for me, and that gave me the confidence to continue.

Resistance is never the agent of change. You have to embrace the actions that are going to get you closer to your goal.

Life is beset by many annoyances, and those that stand out above all are the life- insurance and advertising agents.

Clergy had a vested interest in retaining the old, ways, which made few demands of them as teachers, as spiritual guides, or as moral examples or agents.

If being "iron headed" is to be lacking such feelings, then Kant's position is that an ironheaded person could not be a moral agent because such a person would not be rational.

When one is the agent of order and civilisation in the universe, one doesn't stoop to negotiate. Especially with nonhumans.

We're all different. Some people are musicians, some people are actors, some people are agents and some people are accountants... We're all different.

You can have all the agents and publicists in the world but no one's ever going to give you 110 per cent like someone who loves you.

Howard Minsky had gotten the script to her agent prior to my involvement.