Airplane Quotes

Airplane Quote of the day

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

Do you know how much faster I can fix an airplane when I want to fix it than when I don't want to fix it?

I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.

If you are in trouble anywhere in the world, an airplane can fly over and drop flowers, but a helicopter can land and save your life.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

Thoughts are like airplanes flying in the air. If you ignore them, there is no problem. If you pay attention to them, you create an airport inside your head and permit them to land!

If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing.

Aeronautics was neither an industry nor a science. It was a miracle.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

Airplanes were invented for missionaries to complete the Great Commission.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.

Flying is hours and hours of boredom sprinkled with a few seconds of sheer terror.

Lets take flight simulation as an example. If youre trying to train a pilot, you can simulate almost the whole course. You dont have to get in an airplane until late in the process.

You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

I don't have a fear of flying; I have a fear of crashing.

If a man is in need of rescue, an airplane can come in and throw flowers on him, and that's just about all. But a direct lift aircraft could come in and save his life.

The thing is helicopters are different from airplanes An airplane by it's nature wants to fly, and if not interfered with too strongly by unusual events or incompetent piloting, it will fly

I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.

The airplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth.

Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.

What happens if a drone falls right next to her?

Any idiot can get an airplane off the ground, but an aviator earns his keep by bringing it back anytime, anywhere, under any circumstances that man and God can dream up.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching “SVU.” It’s funny. And it’s always the reruns.

A pilot who says he has never been frightened in an airplane is, I'm afraid, lying.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

Our warriors are no longer limited to the people who fly the airplanes...Our entire force is a warrior force. Being a warrior is not an AFSC, ...it's a condition of the heart.

The difference between a sand trap and water hazard is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have a chance of recovering from a car crash.

God forgives man the time spent looking at airplane photos.

If someone does not have a missions heart at home, nothing magical happens when they buckle the seat belt on the airplane.

We actually are waiting for more people to be killed before we can do something that makes sense. We don't kill enough people in aviation to merit regulatory changes.

Unlike the boundaries of the sea by the shorelines, the "ocean of air" laps at the border of every state, city, town and home throughout the world.

I mean, I had fast motor cars and fast motor bikes, and when I wasn't crashing airplanes, I was crashing motor bikes. It's all part of the game.

How would we feel if you could pay extra to smoke on airplanes? When we decide something is a bad idea in general for society, we don't want the rich to be able to buy their way out of it.

An airplane might disappoint any pilot but it'll never surprise a good one.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that, where I was flying, made what I was doing spying.

Would not the sight of a single enemy airplane be enough to induce a formidable panic? Normal life would be unable to continue under the constant threat of death and imminent destruction.

I have the normal desire, experienced by everybody who's ever flown an airplane with a certain amount of zoom capability, to go a little bit higher and a little bit faster.

I don't need to go into office for the power. I have houses all over the world, stupendous boats... beautiful airplanes, a beautiful wife, a beautiful family... I am making a sacrifice.

After about 30 minutes I puked all over my airplane. I said to my self, "Man, you made a big mistake."

There are two kinds of airplanes - those you fly and those that fly you . . . You must have a distinct understanding at the very start as to who is the boss.

If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a 'peace conference,' you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.

We need to make sure our children travel to see things. Not necessarily long distances but at least out of the neighborhood. On a train. A boat. An airplane.

All was glorious - a cloudless sky above, a most delicious view around. . . . How great is our good fortune! I care not what may be the condition of the earth; it is the sky that is for me now.

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Most pilots learn, when they pin on their wings and go out and get in a fighter, especially, that one thing you don't do, you don't believe anything anybody tells you about an airplane.