Airplane Quotes

We still have a problem here in this country of access to airports and airplanes [for terrorists].

I love Cheetos, those hot, spicy kind. And chocolate. Every time I'm in the airport I'm buying Cheetos and eating them on the airplane.

I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.

You're better off missing a bus or an airplane once in a while than you are getting there too early all the time.

I can't afford the luxury of music while I'm flying an airplane. I have to pay attention to what I'm doing.

People'd be like, "Oh, spending taxpayer money." It's like, "No, no, I actually I'm paying for all of this. The only thing I don't pay for is Secret Service and an airplane."

I'm not going to jump out of airplanes or anything like someone else I know.

How do you think it would feel to be obliged to ask for a seat-belt extender on an airplane? For the unfashionably bulgy, life is a series of small humiliations.

Seeing someone reading something I wrote on an airplane - things like that are pretty awesome.

When I saw that show Lost I learned something. Other than one sort of big dude if you're in an airplane crash only models survive. So you know sit next to somebody pretty, but anyhow.

The more I fly, the more I'm convinced that the true wonder of modern aviation is the transformation of tasteless particles into something known as airplane food.

It's like living at an airshow, unless you have something against airplanes, golf, guns, motorcycles, nice cars or drinking.

I was the only person I'd ever met who had a record contract. None of the E Street Band, as far as I know, had been on an airplane until Columbia sent us to Los Angeles.

I shot down two airplanes in Korea, so I wasn't a slouch.

Why don't we just buy one airplane and let the pilots take turns flying it.

I'd like to jump out of an airplane, but I'm very scared of that. I will have to do it.

Players are spoiled by charter airplanes, the finest hotels, a big per diem every day.

The only times I'm consistent about praying are when I'm on an airplane or when an ambulance goes by.

It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can't shut them up.

I don't think anybody could have predicted that they would try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile.

The flying? I'm not worried about it. I'm safe up there. I feel very comfortable with my abilities flying an airplane.

Really, anyone can learn how to fly. If you can drive a bus, you can fly an airplane.

In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.

I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

If there's one great thing I think that's happened over the years, it's that women are being accepted into a man's world in all different areas, whether it's flying an airplane or driving a race car.

For one of my specials, I said, "I'm going to make an airplane disappear." Okay! And the next day, everything went crazy - it was like breaking the internet before the internet.

Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's not the only Bush in freefall.

Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.

No reporter is flying around in borrowed twin-engine airplanes.

As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.

Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.

I met my wife, Jennifer, while sitting next to her on the airplane on the way to England. I was heading to Oxford as a Marshall scholar.

There is a worry about a bomb being implanted in a human being and placed on an airplane. So, I think there is a lot to worry about.

Civilization, like an airplane in flight, survives only as it keeps going forward.

I'm not saying Cubans don't deserve asylum, but if it is a national security issue, there are people who are coming from Cuba on hijacked airplanes. Why isn't that a national security issue?

I talked to Beyonce and she wants to learn how to speak Arabic and she wants to jump out of an airplane. I don't want to do that. I just don't want to wash my hair every day.

....a perfect paper airplane.

When I meet people on airplanes and they find out I'm an economist, they usually ask about stock tips.

Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.

It is highly unlikely that an airplane, or fleet of them, could ever sink a fleet of Navy vessels under battle conditions.

When you get into an airplane by yourself and take off, you find yourself in this lovely, three-dimensional world where you can go in any direction. There is no feeling any more exciting than that.

Tanks are new and special weapon-newer than, as special, and certainly as valuable as the airplane.

Thats why we are inconveniencing air traffickers, to make sure nobody is carrying weapons on airplanes.

I've got a dad who jumps out of an airplane.

Whether I'm at the hangar or at the airport or on an airplane, I get respect. And that's the best part of my day.

It's always tough for me to make a movie, and then sit on an airplane and watch somebody watch it on their phone.

Airplanes”. “It was cool to meet people that liked music as much as I did. As soon as we started writing together, it was pretty obvious

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

Mark my word - A combination airplane and motor car is coming.