Alan Quotes

Alan Quote of the day

Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here.

I'm 65 years old. Everyday the future looks a little bit darker. But the past, even the grimy parts of it, well, it just keeps on getting brighter all the time.

It would behoove you to have your thesis finely tuned and the logical arguments utilized in support of it tightly woven into a credible, and creatively persuasive tapestry.

War is war and Hell is hell, and if you ask me, War is a lot worse.

I do not politicize Christianity nor my discipleship as Jesus did not politicize either His divinity nor his humanity.

In my opinion, anyone who says they have no anxiety at all over experiencing their own physical death is not in touch with their humanity".~R. Alan Woods [2012]

There are things far worse than death, for when it comes to us it is final. What lies beyond it is a matter of faith in what we had hope for.

To us post-moderns, empathy is a stranger in a strange land". ~R. Alan Woods [2012]

It is the very people who no one imagines anything of, who do the things that no one can imagine

This is not a philosophy of not looking where one is going

There are sins much more serious than socio-pathologies which really are mental illnesses, whereas self-righteousness is an illness of the soul.

Don't get me wrong, I like NASCAR and shopping at Nordstrom's, but discipleship is intrinsic as a lifestyle."~R. Alan Woods [2013]

Free markets and capitalism are predicated upon the definition of greed as altruistic in economics".~R. Alan Woods [2012]

Everything I have learned has not come from books, it has come experientially over time under pressure walking with Christ".~ R. Alan Woods [2012]

The Reality of the Creator God of Christianity blatantly reveals itself in His majestic handy-work."~R. Alan Woods [2013]

People respond when they are taught, and that primarily by example, rather than preached at. Jesus modeled just this approach in His life."~R. Alan Woods [2013]

The world and it's people are my church".~R. Alan Woods [1996]

The problem with the church is the church

This ain't my first rodeo!".~R. Alan Woods [1999]

Grace has not been well understood by the post-modern church let alone applied as post-moderns in our lives as a reality that Christ secured for us."~R. Alan Woods [2012]

Freedom for freedoms sake."~R. Alan Woods [2006]

God is The Reasonable One, therefore reason & faith are not antithetical" ~R. Alan Woods [2007]

There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool.

Ah, a breath of fresh air: reasonable faith!!!"~R. Alan Woods [2013]

Ecclesiastes would be quite unbearable were it not for Heavens eternity and its citizens". ~R. Alan Woods [2013]

When we give our heartbreak to God, he fashions it into a softer and even more loving heart."~R. Alan Woods [2013]

My metaphysical thinking is more in alignment with Plato rather than Aristotle's." ~R. Alan Woods [2013]

Unity despite diversity is exactly what defines Christianity as distinct from and antithetical to all other religious belief systems". ~R. Alan Woods [2006]

God is all about passion for the possible.

You can only accomplish the impossible when the God of the possible is involved".~R. Alan Woods [2013]

Coming into a realization that there is purpose in why God has given all of us the gift of life- To promote the cause of Christ and God's Kingdom in a creative manner that expresses our uniqueness.

And, yes we are much like kites when the image is one of spirituality and the winds of the Holy Spirit shaping, directing, instructing, and otherwise affecting our lives."~R. Alan Woods [2012]

We don't do the cleaning, the Holy Spirit does

Beware when wrong-doing is called good and right-doing is called evil.

Put that in your self-righteous pipe and smoke it!!!.

'Lady Wisdom' is my wife and those I reach with Truth understood are my children".~R. Alan Woods [2012]

Indeed, there is something in this valley, some spirit and some life, and much to talk about in the huts. Although nothing has come yet, something is here already.

Christ awareness is imperative."~R. Alan Woods [2013]

I am not man so much as syndrome

We Have a ChanceTo Save LivesIf We Don't Take ItWe May Regret ItLike We DidWith Alan Kurdi

You can't fix stupid

Envy is a buzz killer."~R. Alan Woods [2013]

As Christians it is not just for us to know what we believe, but why we believe it".~R. Alan Woods [2012]

I contend that those who Agape can only administer mercy and grace."~R. Alan Woods [2012]

Love is faith in action." ~R. Alan Woods [2006]

At eighty things do not occur

No one is perfect and perfectly holy but God alone".~R. Alan Woods [2012]

We die well when we die with purpose fulfilled".~R. Alan Woods [2012]

The definition of a professional is one who does a job well even when they don't like it.

We all have a past that may be worthy of some criticism".~R. Alan Woods [2012]