Alcohol Quotes

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.

According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision regarding alcohol in the next three months.

Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big problem that needs to be addressed. Frankly, the industry has pushed us back and pushed us back.

Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.

Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.

Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution.

I would be lying if I didn't admit there might be a scene in the movie where there might be alcohol in my system.

There are three things that are not to be credited: a woman when she weeps, a merchant when he swears, nor a drunkard when he prays.

I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and drinking.

That's wonderful, but my mind has been destroyed by alcohol.

Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.

Look into the windows of my soul. The eyes never lie, they bloodshot red.

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth.

I drink a glass of wine or two occasionally with dinner. 'You drink alcohol?!' Well, if my state of consciousness is so fragile that a glass of wine would upset it, then it can't be worth very much.

Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism.

And it's one more beer and I don't hear you any more.

Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but when intoxicated by power, he seldom recovers.

He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with methadone.

I can walk the line, if it ain't too straight.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

I don't drink hard liquor anymore, but I sometimes order Lagavulin just for the smell. It's so good. It's unbelievable.

I've never gotten in too much trouble with alcohol. I've never had a drinking problem, really.

Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.

Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it.

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one side, and it tumbles over on the other

Alcohol postpones anxiety, then multiplies it.

Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.

Crackling Rosie make me smile. God, if it lasts for an hour that's alright, to set the world right. Find us a dream that don't ask no questions.

And kissing him is like sucking on alcohol-soaked feet.

I'm the definition of half man, half drugs.

It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a house, a cat, good friendships and generally a bright outlook.

The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given imagination.

When you take a lot of cocaine powder you tend to take a lot of alcohol with it as well, so for many years really I never went out without at least four or five grams of cocaine powder.

Switch clicking off in my head, turning the hot light off and the cool night on and — [He looks up, smiling sadly.] — all of a sudden there's—peace!

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.

It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought they have better reasons.

Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!

The best thing is the combined effect of nicotine with alcohol, greater than the sum of the two parts.

I'm sure drugs and alcohol perhaps would inspire new thoughts, but it's certainly not something that I use as a tool or a mechanism to create.

When I came out in the public about my struggles with alcohol and drugs, that's probably the most vulnerable I have ever been in my entire life.

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.

An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode.

The road is not a problem. It's not any more tempting. People don't come up with giant bags of drugs or gallons of alcohol and say, 'You've got to do this.' It happens to me more at home.

When I drank, the part that felt dangerous and needy grew bright and strong and real. The part that coveted love kicked into gear. The yes grew louder than the no.

I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's

I don't know of any issues associated with alcohol before flight.

But this people has deliberately made itself stupid, for nearly a millennium: nowhere have the two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity, been abused more dissolutely.