Alcohol Quotes

I think if you're doing alcohol and drugs, the chances of you surviving this kind of a pace are next to nothing. I live an extremely healthy life.

In my day, the drug was alcohol and the weapon was a fist, so it was very sort of innocent and primitive. Now you've got drugs, guns, and knives, which are so lethal.

The rest of Sitka's homicides are so-called crimes of passion, which is a shorthand way of expressing the mathematical product of alcohol and firearms.

The devil has never found a better tool in the history of the world to destroy the happiness of human beings than liquor.

If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can be used as a flavoring for a dessert.

I've seen the needle and the damage done.

When I first tried out some hash, smoked some then. And I'll do it again, if only I had some cash.

Alcohol is the river we sit on the banks of, contemplating. Sometimes we watch ourselves float past, sometimes we watch ourselves sink.

[In Europe] they're really interested in you drinking their alcohol and eating their food and showing you around.

If you want to talk about distributing substances that are lethal, . . . let's be serious. Tobacco is far ahead of anything else. Alcohol is second.

Cholesterol to go with alcohol; all the bad things in English-speaking life end in -ol.

A staggering 63 percent of Americans say that addiction to alcohol or other drugs has had an impact on them at some point in their lives.

I've lost many, many friends through natural causes, through alcohol, through drugs, through AIDS. And every time I lose a friend or a loved one, it reminds me how great life is.

I stepped outside to smoke a J and when I came back to the room, everybody just seemed to move.

Bad day?" "Every day is a bad day here." "Eh, this place isnt't so terrible." "How are you always cheerful?" "Alcohol," he says with a sideways grin.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and that does not help.

I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it.

It takes a whole lot of medicine for me to pretend I am somebody else.

Oh, demon alcohol, sad memories I can't recall.

I thought Alchemists avoided alcohol the same way they do primary colors.

No, no, no, I don't snort no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze, then it makes it hard to find the door.

Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.

No pills gonna cure my ill.

In the 1920s, we thought the problems associated with alcohol could be solved by police and jails. Prohibition taught us we were wrong. The strategy of the present drug war is Prohibition redux.

I think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol.

I'm not the type to turn to drugs and alcohol, but I do have a profound devotion to art and music - and children.

[As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not work.

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

Your body considers alcohol a toxin and will basically stop trying to digest food you ate to get rid of the alcohol and this can cause the food you ate throughout the day to be stored as fat.

Alcohol is a big part of high school. I went through my little phase. I don't know one high schooler that doesn't.

He would never abandon her, never leave a gaping hole, and even if he died someday, he was preserved like a lab specimen from all the alcohol he imbibed, so he wouldn't look or act much different.

I know for one thing that alcohol will have no more part in my life.

Doctors removed my gallbladder and pancreas, which are supposed to break down sugar and alcohol.

If you are allergic to alcohol... can you take shots for that?

The bar is the male kingdom. For centuries it was the bastion of male privilege, the gathering place for men away from their women, a place where men could go to freely indulge in The Bull Session.

As the alcohol overcomes my mind, I hear the glass bottle shatter on the floor. This seems appropriate since I have obviously lost my grip on everything.

I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it.

I take really good care of myself. I promised myself long ago that I would never miss a hunting season, never poison my sacred temple with drugs, alcohol, tobacco or bad food.

Friendship is so much healthier than other crutches -alcohol or TV or religious fanaticism. One healthy crutch shouldn't be against the rules.

Kept his locker full of weed just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire.

I prefer hallucinations cause they tend to make more sense than experience.

The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community.

A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore.

Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.

There was a loophole in the law that said if I was working, I could be in the clubs as long as I didn't drink alcohol and had someone with me.

Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride a motorcycle and giving up alcohol for nine months is the price of getting to have a baby.

Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.