Alcohol Quotes

It will all be over in 2 weeks

I was glad to be made awarethat “Veimke” (jeune fille au pair), is subject to natural law, and can be made fat, by such things as poor diet, and alcohol.

What is this place?’‘Heaven.’ She laughed, ‘with better drinks!

My tongue thirsty for superiority, maybe even immortality, ruled me. I was ruled by my tongue. I was ruled by women. I was ruled by alcohol.

Disillusioned, people simply carried out their work as intended, drinking away sobriety at the end of each hard shift and repeating the process until death.

My mind feels like a beehive without the buzz.

At least, when there’s fear, there’s some human part left in you. Once that’s gone, though, there is nothing.

I forced my eyes open and saw the image that’s haunted me every day for the past years of my life. And every day, in my nightmares.

There is no in between, we all have to touch our own bottom.

Maybe if I had gone on like that I could have stopped myself in time. Maybe at that point I still had it in me to come through.

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Too much fame, money or alcohol can make you stupid.

Too much fame, money or alcohol can make you stupid

Not being a man of means, I knew that if I did not stay sober enough to earn money, I would run out of liquor.

And when he got home he started on Mumma. He hated her then, because in her fatness and untidiness and drabness she reminded him of what he himself was when he was sober.

My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!

I wonder if they were aware of the power of complimentary alcohol during World War I.

You were like fine wine, but cheap wine gets you drunk faster.

My dream was one day ordering a drink and finding out it tasted wonderful.

Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would be the reason you went back out of it.

I started to drink heavily, comfortably caught in the tentacle-like clutches of alcohol.

Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!... except of course when they are alone.

I always think the opening moments of a party are the hardest, before everyone has had enough to drink.

I had sent her to four consecutive psychiatrists, and not one of them had gotten me sober.

Addiction is the primary way people escape the modern world. Unfortunately, it is destroying the modern world.

Believe that is cure is possible for you. Discover and heal the underlying causes with a holistic recovery program. Adopt a philosophy based on what is true in the Universe.

Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.

Alcohol's been keeping depression alive and well for over ten thousand years.

Teddy wondered, and not for the first time, not by a long shot, if this was the day that missing her would finally be too much for him.

Alcohol has its own well-know defects as a medication for depression but no one has ever suggested - ask any doctor - that it is not the most effective anti-anxiety agent yet known.

Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.

It takes a strong person to stand up to his or her fate and overcome the obstacles that stand in the way of freedom and success, but I believe in you.

Alcohol was like a fun cousin I visited every once in a while but never planned a trip around.

They talk about prohibition in America. What can one do in a country such as that?   'What does one do in America when one is sad - without alcohol?' asks Zwonimir.

Worrying about parents is a waste of time. It’s your life. Let’s have a martini.

I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he's gotten into the Scotch.

The greatest tragedy to ever happen to a nation is not the incidences of war or terrorism. It's when more bookshops close down and more drinking bars are opened to replace them!

The first miracle Jesus performed was instant winemaking. No wonder people loved Him! He probably received a bunch of wedding invitations after that one.

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.

My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth!

The problem with taxation is that authors can't write off whiskey as a business expense.

Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.

too much alcohol hampers people's ability to parent. That's why I've chosen to remain childless.

There is more food in a pennyworth of bread than in a gallon of ale.

Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.

Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.

As a lover or a dipsomaniac, I've no doubt of your being a most fascinating specimen. But as a combiner of forms, you must honestly admit it, you're a bore.

When true love broke my heart in half, I took the whiskey from the shelf, And told my neighbors when to laugh.I keep a dog, and bark myself.