Alcohol Quotes

I always give homeless people money, and my friends yell at me, 'He's only going to buy more alcohol and cigarettes.' And I'm thinking, 'Oh, like I wasn't?'

We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves would restore us to sanity.

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

I'm too high, but I ain't left the ground.

Tonight I'm the designated drinker.

Plus, according to my mother, memories change like people do, especially if there's enough alcohol involved-Aphrodite

The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives.

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

Art is wine and experience is the brandy we distill from it.

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.

You won't hear any more alcohol songs from Snoop Dogg - unless I stumble upon some Hennessy.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

With such compelling information, the question is why havent we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking? The answer is: the alcohol industry.

Heaven knows that alcohol is the worst thing in the world, but it's debatable whether cocaine is worse than caffeine or whether it's the same thing and they just changed the name.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I've always found drugs and alcohol somewhat pedestrian. It's like, I don't need an external agent to open my mind. I'm here, conscious, alert, present. Why would I alter that?

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency.

Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent underage drinking and alcohol abuse.

My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic?

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.

Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.

Hitting the bottle again, ever than I've drunker been. Or is it drunker than I've ever been?

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.

There was an Old Person of Brussels, Who lived upon Brandy and Mussels; When he rushed through the town, he knocked most people down, Which distressed all the people of Brussels.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

I was enjoying myself now. I had taken two finger bowls of champagne and the scene had changed before my eyes into something significant, elemental and profound.

Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.

I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.

Staring at the world through the bottom of a glass, all I see is a man who's fading fast.

Cocaine eyes won't hide your face.

Drunkeness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.

On an everyday level, I use alcohol and drugs in general mostly to be in a happier mood, with the people around me.

Tighten my headband for an extra rush.

There was a kindliness about intoxication - there was that indescribable gloss and glamour it gave, like the memories of ephemeral and faded evenings.

We tax air passengers like cigarettes and alcohol - we impose sin taxes on travellers.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.