Alcohol Quotes

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.

Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy.

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

I'm tired of hearing sin called sickness and alcoholism a disease. It is the only disease I know of that we're spending hundreds of millions of dollars a year to spread.

I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.

I'm drowning in whiskey river.

You cannot sedate all the things you hate.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

Until I went to rehab, I didn't understand what it did.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

One of the things you learn in rehab is that you're responsible for your own actions.

I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I've got that life back now and plan to keep it. Maybe I had to go through what I did to get to this point, to appreciate this life more.

Alcohol removes inhibitions. It doesn't trigger criminal violence where there was none before.

Alcohol is not the answer to all questions

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

We must do all we can to empower parents and communities to protect our youth and to encourage healthy behavior free from binge drinking and other forms of alcohol abuse.

Once you've been overweight you never want to be overweight again, so you keep going, keep going, like for any addiction. Health can be an addiction, it doesn't have to be drugs or alcohol.

If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.

I think I need a drink.' 'Almost everybody does only they don't know it.

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism.

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Men can intoxicate themselves with ideas as effectually as with alcohol or with bang and produce, be dint of serious thinking, mental conditions hardly distinguishable from monomania.

My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight.

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

I do like to have fun. I don't need alcohol to have fun.

It's easy to get on to something like alcohol or drugs so my advice to musicians is don't lose your perspective because you will waste time in terms of years.

Dipsomaniac and the abstainer are not only both mistaken, but they both make the same mistake. They both regard wine as a drug and not as a drink.

The idea of blaming alcohol or drugs or quote-unquote "promiscuity" is a false path. The real issue is that men should not hurt women.

There is a terrible sameness to the euphoria of alcohol and the euphoria of metaphor.

Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol.