Alcohol Quotes

Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover.

I challenge you to show me where the saloon has ever helped business, education, church, morals or anything we hold dear.

Dipsomaniac and the abstainer are not only both mistaken, but they both make the same mistake. They both regard wine as a drug and not as a drink.

There is a terrible sameness to the euphoria of alcohol and the euphoria of metaphor.

The idea of blaming alcohol or drugs or quote-unquote "promiscuity" is a false path. The real issue is that men should not hurt women.

Coffee in the morning, cocaine afternoons.

Dad thinks vengeance is the coolest thing about the Lord. That, and turning water into alcohol.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm.

I would never have discovered alcohol.

But when alcohol comes in, start running. Because there's a demon there, and it goes back to her childhood.

If I'm using drugs and alcohol, it means that I've given up on my fullest potential.

I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis.

No one will deny that the excessive use of alcohol and alcoholic beverages would do more than any other single factor to make impossible a total war effort.

Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible.

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

Please pass me the peace weed, and take some heed. Throw away all that mixed up speed.

I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

Come on boys, you must listen unto me, lay off the whiskey and let that cocaine be.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

All along the line, physically, mentally, morally, alcohol is a weakening and deadening force.

I saw people around me who were falling deeper and deeper into alcoholism and substance abuse. It's seductive because alcohol is amazing and drugs are amazing, they work so well.

I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass.

I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to be served or not.

No nation is drunken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage

Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill.

I drink because I wish to multiply my sufferings.

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.

The smallest quantity of alcohol scares away novel ideas.

It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.

I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.

Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.

I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.

L'alcool est le monarque des liquides, et porte au dernier degre l'exaltation palatale. Alcohol is the prince of liquids, and carries the palate to its highest pitch of exaltation.

All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

Gazing at the typewriter in moments of desperation I console myself with three thoughts. Alcohol at six, dinner at eight, and to be immortal you've got to be dead.

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!

Is it better not to drink alcohol and eat fried food and not have cheese and never have a cigarette at a party? Of course, but that's just not life.

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

I, however, cannot force myself to use "meat drugs" to cheat on my loneliness.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work.

We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

I got a bad migraine that lasted 3 years, and the pills I took made by fingers disappear.