Alcohol Quotes

I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.

In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.

Minimum sales prices for alcohol are a startlingly bad idea. As with excise duties, the effects are regressive.

Smoke that herb and clear your mind.

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

I think your alcohol intake has to change. You know, usually a big person feels they can drink anything they want to and as much as they want to and I've cut that way back.

The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command.

My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol.

Alcohol decimated the working class and so many people.

A pill to make you numb, a pill to make you dumb.

Alcohol is perfect for me to curb the nerves a little bit.

Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of the demand for alcoholic drinks.

Valium would have helped that bash.

I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude.

Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos.

At Linfox we have zero tolerance. If any alcohol or drugs are found in any drivers' blood, they are instantly dismissed.

Getting high off life is more than enough, and peer pressure ain't peer pressure when a boy is tough.

Some people recovering from drugs or alcohol stay with the programs indefinitely, making the recovery program their family, a long-term source of attention rewards.

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour.

The war on drugs is identical to the prohibition of alcohol: all you're doing is making criminals rich and powerful.

It's not like I was an alkie or anything. Alcohol is for cleaning needles

As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain.

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave.

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!

Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was, a depressant to check the mental exhilaration produced by extended sobriety.

Alcohol, firearms and a 4 wheel drive can go a long ways towards making a rain day into a fun rest day.

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

Major third complications can be overcome by lots of alcohol.

The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.

The only way to shut out the voice of god and the angels is to act out addictively whether it’s alcohol or food or drugs, or behaviors...

Drugs, alcohol and ego. They are a bad mix.

Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.

Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome, you're going to have to wait until Lindsay Lohan reproduces.

So at the end of the day, our number 1 goal, our top priority, is to motivate American youngsters to reject the abuse of illegal drugs, tobacco and alcohol. All three of them are illegal behaviors.

What a mystery this is, desire. The love sickness, the sensitivity, the obsession, the flutter of the heart, the ebb and flow of the blood. There is no drug and no alcohol to equal it.

Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn't have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and alcohol.

The voice of every kid hooked on drugs, alcohol or the occult joins the sad chorus "Not me! I didn't think it could ever happen to me. I was sure I could handle it.

Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing I stopped was cigarettes and tobacco.

Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive.

There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol.

'Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy.

He that drinks fast, pays slow.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

I'm very happy by myself - I'm lucky in that way - if I've got enough to read and something to write about and a bit of alcohol for me to add an edge, not to dull it.

During the Civil War, on hearing complaints that Gen. Ulysses S. Grant drank alcohol to excess Find out what Grant drinks and send a barrel of it to each of my other generals!