Alcoholics Quotes

Even prostitutes, alcoholics, embezzlers - I won't rehearse the whole catalogue - need health insurance.

Nice: meaning I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them - to you.

I've been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life.

When I hear alcoholics talk about having their demons, I think that they're probably absolutely literally correct.

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

Most journalists are broken down alcoholics.

Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.

My father was on the Alcoholics Anonymous wishlist. My mother was on... parole. And lithium.

Multi-taskers often think they are like gym rats, bulking up their ability to juggle tasks, when in fact they are like alcoholics, degrading their abilities through over-consumption.

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

I could probably play an alcoholic. I've had some experience with that.

You're not surprised when alcoholics act like alcoholics. It's more surprising when non-alcoholics start acting like alcoholics.

Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for her, bottom was an automobile accident that almost landed her in jail.

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

I would never become an alcoholic like my father because my father deserted us. But diseases, there's no let up.

Kids who drink alcohol, fairly regularly before they're 14 have a 48% chance... of becoming alcoholics.

Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.

I had also read somewhere that if a man didn't truly believe or understand what he was espousing, somehow he could do a more convincing job

Alcohol is good at disinfecting things It can clean a surface or erase memories

I want to thank everyone out there who has chosen not to drive after they have had something to drink.

The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality.

No one waits to trap him in a lie. He is told what lies he is getting ready to tell.

Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.

Buy this book, buy this book, you need this book, buy book now.'Subliminal messaging works!

She’s happier than Nicola. That’s probably true. Alcoholics can stop drinking but what is there for the children of alcoholics? Is it always too late? Probably. She doesn’t know.