Als Quotes

Al: So what's your strategy? Ed: I told you, a fist in his face!

We as Iraqis have suffered enormously as a result of al-Qaeda and its leader.

The National Education Association is the al-Qaida of education.

Talabani and Al-Maliki want to keep their seats for ever. Talabani forgets that the side which brought him to power was the United States and it brought him by rigging the elections.

The whole point of constitutional democracy is the peaceful transfer of power; of Al Gore passing the baton to George W. Bush, even though that election was very suspiciously called.

It is fair to say there are individuals in the United States who ascribe to al-Qaeda-type beliefs.

You've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's honesty. This is more like a case for small claims court.

Howard Dean was endorsed by Al Gore. Now, if Dean could get Gray Davis to campaign for him, that would put him over the top.

As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas every year. They're called relatives.

I don't want to say Gray Davis is on the run, but today he released an audiotape on the Al Jazeera network from his underground bunker somewhere in the Sacramento area.

Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.

Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working.

Worst thing about Al Smith dinner : it was another reminder of how far we are from the amity between opposing sides that is needed for effective governance.

Stategy in Iraq- defeat al-Qaeda; limit Iran's influence.

Unfortunately, Governor Bush is a Pat Robertson Republican who will lose to Al Gore.

Iraq is now the central front in the war against al-Qaeda.

No, let the monarch's bags and others hold The flattering, mighty, nay, al-mighty gold.

Poor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked, via the very Internet you invented.

If it were really the case that terrorists "hate us for our freedoms," we'd be getting more popular with Al Qaeda every month.

For me, the motivation really was to work with Al Pacino. To me, that seemed like an incredible opportunity, just a learning opportunity because I thought so highly of him.

Al was cruel, vindictive, angry, elegant, powerful. He gave me strength, he gave me wisdom, not only about magic, but about myself. He was a lot like Trent, only harsher around the edges.

I sighed. "And what am I to you, Al?" "My maid," he said brightly. "Shall we do this?

But he's Rachel Candy!" -Both Jenks and Al

No, you just keep crashing my life. Look—" I said, and Al grunted. "Here it comes," the demon muttered. "Listen. Listen to this, runt. She's going to have a list.

Al was looking at me in disbelief. “Not your lover?” “No.” “But he is Rachel candy,” Al said, his confusion too honest to be faked.

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.

Be reasonable. I know you can be. If you try very, very hard.” - Al to Rachel

A devious spark lit through Al, making me smile. One way. It costs too much, he said. “There’s no inflation in the ever-after, Al.” Call it a recession then. One way.

Ku’Sox was indeed a demon. In. The. Sun. I needed answers, but I wanted them from Al, not…Cute Socks here.

I can think of a lot of things to do," he said, "and none of them involve standing up. - Al

We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I'm kidding.

There's no question that the main location of al Qaeda is in tribal areas of Pakistan.

Al Qaeda still remains a threat.

Whatever people in general do not understand, they are al ways prepared to dislike; the incomprehensible is always the obnoxious.

The worst nightmare for al Qaeda is to come into a community that feels supported and has hope.

A riot is the language of the unheard. On blacks in America; address at Birmingham AL

The beauty for Trump is that [Paul] Ryan et. al have worked on all this legislation and he is going to be able to hit the ground running.

Our mission is to go after Al Qaeda, not the Taliban. Right now, they are in Pakistan, not Afghanistan. We should go after them wherever they are.

Al Qaeda is very media-savvy and very focused on what goes on in the global media.

[Al] Franken is left-wing and funny. He's a pretty good political humorist.

At one point people in al Qaeda were actually drawing monthly paychecks when they were based in Sudan.

I had a long conversation with the imam, the Grand Imam of the Al-Azhar University, and I know how they think... They seek peace, encounter.

Al Qaeda has been placed on the run, but not destroyed.

Al-Nahda is a movement; it is not just a small party.

In Syria, if [Bashar al-] Assad had just been a statesman and handed over the reigns in time, Syria would not be heading down the nightmare that it is today.

I mean everyone, from Al Pacino to Murphy Guyer, are phenomenal actors.

Did bin Laden act alone, through his own al-Qaida network, in launching the attacks? About that I'm far more certain and emphatic: no.

It is always an eerie experience to sit among Bashar al-Assad's soldiers.

It makes no sense to spend $6 billion a month to go after 100 Al Qaeda in Afghanistan.