Ambulance Quotes

Ambulance Quote of the day

We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just see one, the clown ambulance chaser.

I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action.

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

People have more fun if they don't eat so much they have to be taken home in an ambulance.

I'm most proud of the ambulance service. This is emergency work. Many times Edhi ambulances are the first to arrive and save people's lives. I'm very proud of this.

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

The day we learn to allow an ambulance to pass through in traffic, might be the first step towards being a truly responsible society.

I'm a praying atheist. When I hear an ambulance siren, I ask for a blessing for those people in trouble, knowing that no one's listening. I think it's just a habit of mindfulness.

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.

An old sergeant said, if you want to get to France in a hurry, then join the ambulance service, the French are big for ambulance service.

I think every writer should have tattooed backwards on his forehead, like ambulance on ambulances, the words 'everybody needs an editor.

Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.

My paternal grandmother drove ambulances during the regional Blitz, in Birmingham.

My job driving the ambulance was not very severe, you did what you were supposed to do. That was my main job.

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.

I'm not an ambulance chaser. I'm usually there before the ambulance.

I'm the type that'll give any man a chance to come correct before leavin in a ambulance

Patients are almost always preceded by their parents, because no matter how fast an ambulance can drive, terrified parents can drive faster.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

It's plain that a fence is of no consequence, If the ambulance works in the valley.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

Be the Ambulance. Make toast.

I've always been an Industrial fan. People who say "Industrial is out" are the same people who will say "IDM is out" in a year or two. Ambulance chasers.

The only times I'm consistent about praying are when I'm on an airplane or when an ambulance goes by.

I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.