Amusing Quotes
I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.
It's all in your headJ you have the power to make things seem hard or easy or even amusing. The choice is yours.
I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.
Paul Ryan's love for Rage Against The Machine is amusing, because he is the embodiment of the machine that our music has been raging against for two decades
There was that half-smirk again, playing around his lips, as if he was deciding whether the situation was amusing enough to warrant a full smile.
The couture is what a certain kind of clientele wears. But it's amusing to do because you do it piece by piece. It's another concept. It's much more work.
By amusing myself with all these games, all this nonsense, all these picture puzzles, I became famous... I am only a public entertainer who has understood his time.
Unconsciously, I fell in love with the small round sphere, with its amusing and capricious rebounds which sometimes play with me.
Beautiful? It's all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest... beautiful, no. Amusing, yes.
Life, for all its agonies...is exciting and beautiful, amusing and artful and endearing...and whatever is to come after it -- we shall not have this life again.
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.
Anywhere you want. Thailand, South Carolina, Brezil, Peru-- Oh, wait, no, I'm banned from Peru. I'd forgotten about that. It's a long story, but amusing if you want to hear it.
I believe I am not mistaken in saying that Christianity is a demanding and serious religion. When it is delivered as easy and amusing, it is another kind of religion altogether.
I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
It is my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world unless you understand the most amusing.
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
True 'joy' is the difference between just amusing ourselves to death and creating 'meaningful' pleasure.
The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.
I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.
Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself.
I think Lilyan (Tashman) is one of the most amusing people I know but I believe she dresses in too flamboyant a manner. Where some women wear one or two diamond clasps, she wears four!
Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity.
Everyone wants to be truth tellers today while never thinking we are the ones who need the truth told to us. It's quite amusing.
I learned that to be amusing was not to be frivolous and that language - always the language - was the magic key as much to prose as to poetry.
Me, as myself, I don't think I'm particularly funny. But I've noticed that people in my life always have found me amusing. Which, when I was little, really bothered me.
I do find it amusing when somebody cuts me off, makes an aggressive move on me in a car. I'm like, 'Do you have any idea what I do for a living? Why?'
Actually, there is no way of making vomiting courteous. You have to do the next best thing, which is to vomit in such a way that the story you tell about it later will be amusing.
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.
Mindfulness is a quality that's always there. It's an illusion that there's a meditation and post-meditation period, which I always find amusing, because you're either mindful or you're not.
It is terribly amusing how many different climates of feelings one can go through in one day.
I was naughty. I wasn't bad. Bad is hurting people, doing evil. Naughty is not hurting anyone. Naughty is being amusing.
It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
Again and again I find that my own inner counselor, my secret dreaming self, is not only wise and helpful but usually amusing as well.
Do people really think that about my nose? I spent my whole life hating it, so its amusing that people like it!
Einstein repeatedly argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.
One must work, if not from inclination, at least out of despair — since it proves, on close examination, that work is less boring than amusing oneself.
I don't know that she is as amusing as she was when she was a child, but she makes me love her and I like people who make me love them. It saves me so much trouble in making myself love them.
What’s so incredibly amusing with photography is that while seemingly an art of the surface, it catches things I haven’t even noticed. And it pains me not to have seen things in all their depth.
Mathematics is like draughts in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.
There are amusing people who do not interest, and interesting people who do not amuse