Amusing Quotes

Certainty without power can be interesting, even amusing. Certainty with power can be dangerous.

[A]n Obama presidency would be an amusing approximation of the Carter administration, complete with vaporous moralizing and foreign policy bungling.

One of my favorite things about art, especially at a gallery, is hearing people talk about the art. I find it quite amusing.

If someone came to me and said, "Your strategy in your post-presidency is brilliant," as if I had figured out a way to make me look better, to me, that analysis is amusing.

The education of this president [Obama] is a protracted and often amusing process . . . as he continues to alight upon the obvious with a sense of profound and original discovery.

As for the fan, she agreed that it was a most amusing trifle: just what she would wish to buy for herself, if it had not been so excessively ugly!

Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women.

Medicine may be defined as the art or the science of keeping a patient quiet with frivolous reasons for his illness and amusing him with remedies good or bad until nature kills him or cures him.

War is the only sport which is genuinely amusing. And it is the only sport which has any intelligible use.

Life is full of amusement to an amusing man.

I find it highly amusing that Donald Trump talks about "Make America Great Again." He doesn't make a thing in America, except bankruptcies.

Film sets are constantly amusing because you really are creating something that is so very surreal, and I kind of like that.

Teaching, I find, is not the most amusing thing on earth; in fact, with a stupid lump for a Pupil, it is about the most irksome.

Finn regarded pesky little things like wedding bands, engagement rings, and jealous, hulking menfolk more as amusing challenges than immovable obstacles that could be hazardous to his health.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

You're a very amusing fellow," he told Halt. "I'd like to brain you with my ax one of these days." Erak to Halt.

It is difficult, almost impossible, to find the book from which something either valuable or amusing may not be found, if the proper alembic be applied.

What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past.

I'm useless scrabbling around at home. I get on everyone's nerves, including my own. I'm not very good at amusing myself.

What is today accepted as truth will tomorrow prove to be only amusing.

It was less humiliating to admit crying because of your feet than because - because somebody had been amusing himself with you and your friends had forgotten you, and other people patronised you.

I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing.

The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves.

Amusing and perfectly self-conscious charlatans.

We must be amusing at all times and sneer at those who express their real feelings; it's dangerous for a tribe to allow its members to show their feelings.

A book may be very amusing with numerous errors, or it may be very dull without a single absurdity.

I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it.

Critics have been amusing themselves for a long time by auscultating fiction for signs of heart failure.

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.

If you are obliged to neglect any thing, let it be your chemistry. It is the least useful and the least amusing to a country gentleman of all the ordinary branches of science.

This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one.

I would have liked to have known Oscar Wilde because I think he must have been very amusing and entertaining.

My father was quite an attractive guy. He was very intelligent and very amusing. I didn't like him. He was always very nice to me but I just didn't like him.

Ugliness is more inventive than beauty. Beauty always follows certain camps. I think it's more amusing - ugliness - than beauty.

Sometimes I have wondered whether life wouldn't be much more amusing if we were all devils, and no nonsense about angels and being good.

Movies are usually difficult, often insane, constantly challenging and always strangely amusing to make.

Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-livered boy.

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him.""So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.

Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep.

The rules of physics are, in some cases, suspiciously anthropic.

He sat staring before him, seeing nothing but a long line of Mortimers, inexhaustable and prolific to the end of time.

When a new baby is expected mother has 9 months to prepare the family and the kitchen for her departure!

Sincerity and gravity, in Magnus's opinion, were highly overrated, as was being forced to relive unpleasant memories. He would much rather be amused and amusing.

Some days I don't know what is greater.My wisdom, or my stupidity.

April 43rd 2000Today is the day of great triumph. There is a king of Spain. He has been found at last. That king is me. I only discovered this today. Frankly, it all came to me in a flash.

Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens.

The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've always had it.

I'm sorry if me being turned on turns you on.