Anchorman Quotes

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In the days of Caesar, kings had fools and jesters. Now network presidents have anchormen.

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something.

Anchorman' is my favorite movie of all time and Ron Burgundy is one of my favorite characters of all time. It's my 'Gone With the Wind.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

I am a news presenter, a news broadcaster, an anchorman, a managing editor - not a commentator or analyst. I feel no compulsion to be a pundit.

I always wanted to be an anchorman, but after college I wound up working behind the scenes at CBS News for 10 years.

I'm not going to sit on the porch of the old anchorman's home with a drool cup.

Old anchormen, you see, don't fade away. They just keep coming back for more. And that's the way it is, Friday, March 6, 1981.

I am a very, very avid 'Anchorman' fan.

'Anchorman'... is not grounded in anything. There is absolutely no heart to that movie, which I love.

I'm a member of the media. I'm America's Anchorman.

The television anchorman Dan Rather turns up in rag-top native drag in Afghanistan, the surrogate of our culture with his camera crew, intrepid as Sir Richard Burton sneaking into Mecca.

I don't think I'm identified as the anchorman, I think I'm identified as the impostor anchorman - there's a very clear line there ... I don't think it changes the way they respond.

When the going gets weird, anchormen punt.