Anita Blake Quotes

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Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

The true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs." You have to love Anita Blake.

Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don't, someone else will.

I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss.

Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you.

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then Edward's in trouble 'cause no one is home.

You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?

The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower--Peter

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.

In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better.

We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward

Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job.

Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.

I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.

Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

Why is everything always my decision?" I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else." Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered. - Anita to Jean-Claude

I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.

They be crazier than we are.

You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

What do you do with a master vampire that won't leave you alone? Good question. Unfortunately, what I needed was a good answer.

I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys.

The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me.

Why is everything always my decision?" I asked.Because you will not tolerate anything else."Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered.- Anita to Jean-Claude

I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I’m not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner.

Can the sarcasm, ' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

You look wonderful", Jason said."No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie.""Then by all means take it off.