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I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.

Nicki Minaj

Anus Quotes: "My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go."

My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.

Ryan Reynolds

Anus Quotes: "Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?"

Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?

Dwayne Johnson

Anus Quotes: "I've been abducted and probed in the anus. On purpose."

I've been abducted and probed in the anus. On purpose.

Tom DeLonge

Anus Quotes: "If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out."

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

Karl Pilkington

Anus Quotes: "Man is a bird full of mud, I say aloud. And death looks on with a casual eye and scratches his anus."

Man is a bird full of mud, I say aloud. And death looks on with a casual eye and scratches his anus.

Anne Sexton

Anus Quotes: "I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon spawned from Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, Kate."

I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon spawned from Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, Kate.

Christopher Titus

Anus Quotes: "Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus."

Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.

Christopher Moore

Anus Quotes: "Are there glass shards in my anus?!"

Are there glass shards in my anus?!

Dane Cook

Anus Quotes: "Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake watermelon with an anus."

Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake watermelon with an anus.

Jad Abumrad

Anus Quotes: "Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one’s anus to one’s mouth."

Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one’s anus to one’s mouth.

Jaron Lanier