Aphorism Quotes

The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug.

I think therefore I am not sure.

I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.

Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.

I give away examples!

Be a man! Put on a mask.

I watched you undress. Shame on you!

Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.

Who am I to judge me?

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?

He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.

His boat sank. They were all on his side.

I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.

In his life there was only one woman. The other one.

No air, no balloons!

They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.

You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.

Children are our future. Unfortunately, we are their past.

Journalists are never hungry. They swallow everything.

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.

In searching for myself, I have created myself.

I saw an injured black cat. God knows, who has crossed her path.

Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone.

Sheep don’t need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

In search of myself, I have created myself.

Repeat a lie a hundred times and it becomes an ideal.

Even poison has an expiry date.

You get what you want and you become its slave.

Kamand, die every dayso you rememberto live.

I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.

Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!

When I am, you are not.

It's not over till the fat lady eats!

Don't let the devil fool you! Unless he's handsome.

Selfie-centered person!

I'm not a saint! Thanks God!

Even the wheel of fortune can run over you.

As soon as you wink, you close your eyes to reality.

I will build the best Potemkin village for you, my love!

The brave soldiers die. The cowards survive and write the history.

A blink of an eye is what separates you from reality.

I have inflammation of the imagination.

Only memories have a future.

Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.

An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists … or that He doesn’t.

Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

aphorism 90: I am incorrigible. I would have every object of the universe mechanically predictable but myself.

We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are—to most people—not important at all.