Apples Quotes

Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

A person dies every second, but there’s also a six year old somewhere, every second, trying to move an apple with his mind.

Now it is autumn and the falling fruit and the long journey towards oblivion. The apples falling like great drops of dew to bruise themselves an exit from themselves.

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

The other major kind of computer is the "Apple," which I do not recommend, because it is a wuss-o-rama New-Age computer you basically just plug in and use.

At the Apple store, the people waiting in line for the iPhone 6 were trampled by the people waiting for the iPhone 7.

Everyones always asking me when Apple will come out with a cell phone. My answer is, Probably never.

I can't rhyme for little green apples. What I can do is scan and make patterns.

I like acting and being a musician. It's like comparing apples and oranges. But I really like my day job. I've always played music since I was 12, and I guess I always will.

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

Apple is our mentor, Facebook is our enemy.

It was always amusing to be inside Apple and read what journalists said we were doing

[Apple] make nothing in the United States, virtually.

Sure, I'd like to see Apples built in the United States, not built in China. I'd like to see them have factories in the United States. At least, partially.

[On being told party guests were ducking for apples:] There, but for a typographical error, is the story of my life.

To buy an Apple product is to bet on the longevity of the closed system to which we've committed ourselves. And that system is embodied - through marketing as much as talent - by Steve Jobs.

Going to school- picking an apple Getting an education- eating it

If you look at the market cap increase in Apple since it created the iPod versus what's happened to the music industry, you have to say Apple got the better part of that deal.

The FBI was creating a world where citizens rely on Apple to defend their rights, rather than the other way around.

Apple is a wonderful company for its customers and investors. So, too, Pixar. (NeXT, not so much...) But Apple is also an engine of misery for its subcontracted Chinese workers.

My mother and my grandmother would make an apple tart in different styles, and I had one per day. Every day I would eat one full apple tart.

Google Maps are phenomenal. Yep, ask an Apple user.

On a scale of one to ten, how punk am I? Apple. I don't use your scale.

With the greatest of respect, I have watched Apple from the day it started. I was publishing magazines about the Apple II before most people had ever heard what a personal computer was.

I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on top. I also sometimes put peanut butter on my pancakes!

You know, I lose patience really easily; I'd rather shop in the grocery store than in the department store. I can pick an apple like nobody's business.

The worst day is just that I did not enter the culinary world sooner. And the best day was seeing the reaction of my one year old daughter when she tasted her first crisp apple!

A pear is a failed apple.

When an office begins to look like a family tree, you'll find worms tucked away snug and cheerful in most of the apples.

I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear.

If the apple hit Newton’s nose, Newton’s nose hit the apple.

Apple might not love me, but I love Apple.

Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience.

I fear that he who walks over these fields a century hence will not know the pleasure of knocking off wild apples. Ah, poor man, there are many pleasures which he will not know!

There is one thought for the field, another for the house. I would have my thoughts, like wild apples, to be food for walkers, and will not warrant them to be palatable if tasted in the house.

The morning is like the inside of a snow-apple.

Like a satellite in orbit, Apple is perpetually falling. It just happens to miss Earth every time.

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

There was a fire in the wide hearth before them, and it was burning with a sweet smell, as if it were built of apple-wood.

Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake watermelon with an anus.

A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache.

The apple was the first fruit of the world according to Genesis, but it was no Cox's Orange Pippin. God gave the crab apple and left the rest to man.

Part of the trouble is that I've never properly understood that some disasters accumulate, that they don't all land like a child out of an apple tree.

It is an apple full of worms compared to an apple that's fresh and delicious.

I think Apple is a great device company.

Apple really has no presence in business, and we think Vista's going to have a huge presence in business. We think we're going to help the corporate IT stack save money.

The apple . . . came before Adam and Eve in the story of creation. It had to have been there at least three years because that's how long it takes for a new tree to bear fruit.

Women are silver dishes into which we put golden apples.

If Apple has a flaw, it's the inability of the company to crush competition using the kind of aggressive tactics that companies like Microsoft and Intel have always applied.

Nobody can deny that Apple is fashionable, and most iPhone users buy the newest so they can be fashionable. To do this right, Apple needs a new phone every quarter.