Armpits Quotes

Armpits Quote of the day

It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp.

Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.

Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair

I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good.

If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed.

If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed.

When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their armpits.

I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits

I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.

Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul?

I don't know my armpit from my elbow in Los Angeles.

In the next election, can we vote to ban those ribbon things that kind of keep clothing on hangers but really just hang out of your armpits?

She stabbed him in the armpit, deep, and he dropped his sword. And died. So that's what is feels like, she thought as her boldness gave away to trembling. It feels awful.

I started to get grossed out by the armpits.

I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.

Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with soaring armpits.

Disney world is an armpit compared to Montana.

Henri IV's feet and armpits enjoyed an international reputation.

If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.