Artemis Quotes

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The Moon! Artemis! the great goddess of the splendid past of men! Are you going to tell me she is a dead lump?

I don't like lollipops.

I'm obsessed with Greek mythology. My favorite goddess is Artemis. She's strong and reminds me of Katniss, the heroine of The Hunger Games.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

First blood is mine. Last blood counts for more. --Artemis Entreri and Drizzt Do'Urden

Green grass breaks through snow, Artemis pleads for my help, I am so cool.

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

Luna! Artemis! lovers' spats are icing on the cake! Your just showing off to us single people! -Minako

You better, Artemis. Because if you don’t get him under control, the world is going to become the very thing that makes you wake up screaming at night. (Acheron)

He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis" "Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?

Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.

I'd like to say I took the news well. The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time. --Percy Jackson

Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.

Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

Yeah, I know, but word came from Artemis herself that she wanted him here. Looks like we’re having a psycho reunion this week…Oh wait, it’s Mardi Gras. Duh. (Talon)

Number eight, the silver one, belongs to Artemis. She vowed to be a maiden forever. So of course, no kids. The cabin is, you know, honorary. If she didn't have one, she'd be mad.

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like 'Any chance of another kiss later?

My God. Is there some unwritten law that you guys have to be giants? (Amanda) What can I say? Artemis likes her Dark-Hunters tall. Short men need not apply. (Acheron)

The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.

Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.

And you chose to fight for Artemis instead, what kind of stupid are you? (Jeff)

You want me here. (Artemis) Yeah, like an alien rectal probe up my sphincter.' (Acheron)

How was your... eh... trip?" Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful.

Holly died without a friend to hold her hand. Artemis felt her go, another gift of the magic. He kept on counting, brushing away the tears on his cheeks.

I don’t like your hair black. (Artemis) And I don’t like your head attached to your shoulders. Guess we can’t all have what we want, huh? (Acheron)

It’s a gift. (Artemis) Nothing is ever freely given. (Acheron)

Artemis Entreri: Do not underestimate Jarlaxle. Many have; they all are dead.

The point is, Sin is now going to try to overthrow me again and take my place. Do you know what that means? (Artemis) There will be much rejoicing? (Kat)

Brother,” Artemis chided. “You do not help my Hunters. You do not look at, talk to, or flirt with my Hunters. And you do not call them sweetheart.

I hate you! (Artemis) Don’t keep saying that, Artie. It’s cruel to get my hopes up. (Acheron)

Thank Artemis, it is you! That little scar on your lip--you tried to eat a stapler when you were two!" ... Hedge nodded like he approved of Jason's taste. "Staplers--excellent source of iron.

Emma, your granddad’s on the line,” says Artemis, putting her hand over the receiver. “Something about the night bus and he’ll never trust you again?

What do you want, Acheron? (Artemis) You know what I want. After all I’m the top of the Food Chain and you…you’re the Food. (Acheron)

I hate you! (Artemis) Oh, please don’t get my hopes up. You almost gave me a hard-on with that thought. At least tell me this time your hatred will last more than five minutes. (Acheron)

It can’t eat him. I forbid it. (Artemis) She can do as she pleases. I taught her to waste not, want not. (Acheron)

Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles." Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you.

Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.