Arthritis Quotes

Arthritis Quote of the day

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

It's better to be dead, or even perfectly well, than to suffer from the wrong affliction. The man who owns up to arthritis in a beri-beri year is as lonely as a woman in a last month's dress.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

Trouble has no necessary connection with discouragement. Discouragement has a germ of its own, as different from trouble as arthritis is different from a stiff joint.

My message is - keep moving. If you do, you'll keep arthritis at bay.

I am interested in physical medicine because my father was. I am interested in medical research because I believe in it. I am interested in arthritis because I have it.

Arthritis vanishes, myopia gets better, heart illness decreases, asthma disappears, stomachs function properly and the whole catalogue of illnesses goes away and stays away.

Chronic Lyme causes arthritis, heart problems, stroke - even death.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In recent years, research into the prevention and treatment of arthritis has led to measures that successfully reduce pain and improve the quality of life for millions.

I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.

So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.

Weight-bearing exercises can help ward off osteoporosis and yoga helps ward off arthritis.

I was 52 years old. I had diabetes and incipient arthritis. I had lost my gall bladder and most of my thyroid gland in earlier campaigns, but I was convinced the best was ahead of me.

I'm lucky the arthritis happened at the time that it did because of the record.

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

Reactive arthritis is something I've been dealing with for nearly a year.

For many years my inherited arthritis had given me problems.

Please help my arthritis. Please help me bring up my strength, make me young again.

I have arthritis. The space around my spinal cord has become compressed.

I do a lot of research on the placebo effect, not just in depression but in irritable bowel syndrome, pain, arthritis of the knee, migraine, asthma.

I'll be glad to leave here. I feel like eating palm trees. I don't like this place. It's for people with arthritis. They come here to play golf and to die.

Cancer may kill you, but when you look at the numbers, arthritis ruins more lives.

On Keith Richards: He's like a monkey with arthritis.

Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.