At Last Quotes

Nowadays people think that history is what was on TV last night.

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

You’re adored and you’re talented and the world is waiting to see the results of hard work for the last year

O Allah! Pardon my sins. Yes, I come.

Truth only means something when it's hard to admit.

Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.

Think about last time you were broke ... now how well did it go with spending your way out of it? Did that work?

Dave Jones got to the final last year and lost in the semi-final this year, so progress has definitely been made

It doesn't matter matter how many yards you ran for last year. You've got to do it again.

So much grief, so much anger. So unlike the usual Adrian.

Having your own, um, cave at eighteen is pretty cool.

I didn't just get an idea. I got a great idea.

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.

I call it fan fatigue. I went to see Bob Dylan last year, who I think is absolutely incredible, but he suffers from his audience.

Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce.

My goals were last year to win the world champs and this year to win the Olympic Games and I've done that and I couldn't be happier.

For five days, I had no sleep. None. I did not sleep. And the last day, the reason I lasted, I drank 20 Red Bulls, about 20 cups of coffee. I could not function.

I was watching the show last year and it didn't even cross my mind that this could even happen.

Last time I looked at a [pay]check, I said to myself, 'Who the hell is FICA? And when I meet him, I'm going to punch him in the face. Oh my God, FICA is killing me.'

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

Don't worry... it's not loaded...

It was a rivalry-revenge game for us. They beat us very badly on our field last year.

I'll say it one last time: Be brave.

He leans his face close to mine and wraps his fingers around my chin. His hand smells like metal. When was the last time he held a gun, or a knife?

I can't remember the last time I went to a game and there was a fight. I think they fight more in baseball now than they do in hockey.

Perhaps we should put up posters in such places reminding people that where they stand was underwater the last time that the Earth ran a 3°F fever.

Inconvenience in progress, work is regretted.

My only thought was to keep him away from Annabeth.

The last day of your life is still going to be a day.

You have to transmit to them what its like being in the theater. And it has to come from somewhere inside you and not by being like what somebody did last year.

Try LSD, 100mg intramuscular... I thought so.

Usually, if you're buried alive, that's gonna be the last time that happens, isn't it?

My mother died of lung cancer last year. I felt helpless. As an economist, I thought, What can I do?

New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house, steals white woman.'

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

How I measure success is getting to make another record and being able to the come back to the same town and play again cause you sold out the last time.

You should do everything as if it's the last time you might ever do it. Because, you know, it may be.

Last year the [harp seal] pup mortality rate was 100 percent in parts of the Gulf of St. Lawrence.

Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night? You see how fast reality fades away?

Confidence is a big part of any sport, but as far as sports psycholgy, I met with one last year before the season, and hell I just felt stupid after that, so I try to stay out of there.

The last time I saw something that tall standing so still for so long, it was perched on the edge of a cliff shining a light across the sea.

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited, because you came in fifth last time.

After watching Watford against Manchester City last night that was like a bubblebath. It was beautiful.

Nobody's safe. Health insurance? That didn't protect 1 million Americans who were financially ruined by illness or medical bills last year.

I was in a panto last year, Aladdin and The Wonderful Lamp. I played the wick. I got the sack because I was too well-oiled every night.

From last night's All Together Now, a Celebration of Service: There can be no definition of a successful life that does not include service to others.

Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on Warped Tour I got this really good tan and I was like, bummer.

God has saved you to make your appearance in the last days.

I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.