At Last Quotes

President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in.

In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take another five years, but this is it.

The big winner last night in New Hampshire - Senator John Kerry. He won 39 percent of the vote, which is pretty good, and begs the question, why the long face?

How many watched the President's speech last night? [half-hearted audience applause] How many watched American Idol ? [thundering applause] Okay, there you go! You get the government you deserve.

We had President Obama on the show last night. I think the president enjoys visiting NBC because we're the only place that has lower numbers than he does.

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.

Halloween's coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billion pieces of candy.

Tonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. The last time that many rich white guys got together, I think Exxon merged with Mobil.

On the last day of our five-day work week, we did two performances and we had an audience. It was similar to theatre; we went from beginning to end, and it was very pleasing.

And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.

Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face.

The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class

With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.

The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.

The last time money left the art world, intrepid types maxed out their credit cards and opened galleries, and a few of them have become the best in the world.

But when’s the last time you took a chance? Or didn’t do what someone else expected of you? Or did something you really wanted to, even though you probably shouldn’t have?

Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it." quote from Tara Daniels

Last night when I was commenting on the FBI and the CIA, the sound went off for 27 minutes. I should have known better.

Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last night, Michelle made him sleep on Air Mattress One.

Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

Why do you always have to be right. Why do you always have to have the last word. For once in your life just let it go.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

I became friends with a lot of chefs. I was a judge on 'Top Chef' last year. It was a dream come true.

I've spent the last year listening to Americans, and the state of the union that George W. Bush lives in is very different from the state that most hardworking Americans are living in.

Man, be he who he may, experiences a last piece of good fortune and a last day. [Ger., Der Mensch erfahrt, er sei auch wer er mag, Ein letztes Gluck und einen letzten Tag.]

Actions of the last age are like almanacs of the last year.

What if this present were the world's last night?

Well, the Lord is going to get another one.

I was so lucky to walk away with two Super Bowls and know that the last year was positive.

Last year, more Americans went to symphonies than went to baseball games. This may be viewed as an alarming statistic, but I think that both baseball and the country will endure.

Meriwether Lewis's last words were, 'I am not a coward, but I am so strong. So hard to die.' I don't doubt that it is, but it cannot be much harder than being left behind.

We Play the broken string of our instruments one last time

I found his last words without too much searching. Captured by the Bolivian army, Guevara said, 'Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man.

The last time I was this scared, I peed myself." "The last time I was this scared," Radar says, "I actually had to face a Dark Lord in order to make the world safe for wizards.

It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations.

I know so many last words. But I will never know hers.

I was the chairman of the House Budget Committee and one of the chief architects the last time we balanced a budget, and it was the first time we had done it since man walked on the moon.

I can tell just from working closely for the last year an half with president-elect [Donald Trump] and even over the course of the last six weeks, he has no problem with differing opinions in a room.

Just set one day's work in front of the last day's work. That's the way it comes out. And that's the only way it does.

It's amazing when you get to a certain age, and you talk about sleep in the same way you spoke about getting inebriated... I got eight hours last night. It was fantastic!

Unless the digital divide is narrowed soon, the United States may be headed to the class warfare of a century ago, the last time the economy changed so fundamentally. It won't be pleasant.

I'm a very, very unreckless person. I mean, I look left, I look right, I look left, I look right, then I repeat the process and then I decide not to cross the road at the last minute.

Ah, a German and a genius ! A prodigy, admit him !

What it must feel like, I thought, to look at something, anything really, and know that it’s for the last time?

The last time Earth was 1°C warmer than today, sea levels were 20 feet higher.

It must happen to everyone. The last time you make love, you can't know it will be the last.