At Last Quotes

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

(Her last words) Oh! I love Him! My God, I love You!

Tell them I've had a wonderful life.

When's the last time you walked by a pub in Dublin and heard Irish music? When's the last time you ordered a coffee and heard an Irish accent?

Just doing as well as you did last time is not good enough.

In the theatre, the actor is in total control. The director wasn't in the house last night, the designer wasn't there, the author's dead. It's just us and the audience.

I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

My first words, as I was being born [...] I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?

All right, then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything.

"It can't happen here" is number one on the list of famous last words.

The crowd in Atlanta was amazing the last time we played there. They were enthusiastic, engaged in the game and were happy to be there. They are excited about soccer.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

My God, don't shoot !

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

Maybe you who condemn me are in greater fear than I who am condemned.

Good people are always so sure they're right.

You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.

Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.

Last year I had a stroke. It left me in bad shape. I had to teach myself how to walk and talk all over again. It was a long hard fight. My speech is not perfect but I'm getting there.

Oh my poor soul, what is to become of you? - Where do you go?

Last night I had a dream. When I got to Africa, I had one hell of a rumble. I had to beat Tarzan's behind first, for claiming to be King of the Jungle.

Everyone has got some preconceptions, but you have to readjust them in front of reality. Reality has the last word.

The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the questions that have bothered him to the last day of his life, knowing he will never get the answers.

Maybe you've had skin next to your skin, but when was the last time you let yourself be touched?

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a God damn thing.

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.

It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible.

Getting older is tough. I remember the last time I felt an erection. It was at the movies. The only trouble is, it belonged to the guy sitting next to me.

It was like a miracle. I'm just feeling fabulous. What's incredible is someone has given your life back. I'm out in the garden today. This time last year I was looking out a window at a hospital.

It is high time for me to depart, for at my age I now begin to see things as they really are.

Ray Rice was beat up last year

Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!

To live is to wrestle with despair, yet never allow despair to have the last word.

The 'defense' budget is three quarters of a trillion dollars. Profits went up last year well over 25%. I guarantee you: when war becomes that profitable, we're going to see more of it.

Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

Farewell my friends, I go to glory.

Mamoru, please say it once more. -Usagi Again? But I've said it 50 times! -Mamoru Please? One more time? -Usagi Okay, for the last time. Marry me, Usagi. -Mamoru

She had a hit for every syllable: 'Don't. You. Ever. Talk. To. Me. Like. That. Ever. Again.' That was the last time I ever talked back to Mom.

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

Justice is not always done in this world; we see that everyday. But on the Last Day it will be done for all to see. And no one will be able to complain by saying, "This isn't fair."