Auditors Quotes
Auditors Quote of the day
Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
When orators and auditors have the same prejudices, those prejudices run a great risk of being made to stand for incontestable truths.
You're here so you're a Scientologist. Now we're going to make you into an expert auditor no matter what happens. We'd rather have you dead than incapable.
People attack Scientology, I never forget it, always even the score. People attack auditors, or staff, or organisations, or me. I never forget until the slate is clear.
I think my mother was like a small company which, because things are not ship-shape, keeps two sets of books, one for the auditors and then there's the other one.
Men of great conversational powers almost universally practise a sort of lively sophistry and exaggeration which deceives for the moment both themselves and their auditors.