Aunt Quotes

Growing up, I wanted to be a sports commentator. Then my aunt introduced me to the fashion industry, and everything sort of fell into place.

But I had no plans to end my own life, and accidents couldn't be predicted. Neither could murder, unless my aunt and uncle were planning to take me out themselves.

We died like aunts of pets or foreigners.

My aunts still try to fatten me up.

Mother believed in enjoying herself. Aunt Mimi believed in enjoying herself, then feeling guilty about it.

I have to say, I'm not someone who's really big into my family history - never really was very curious about it. The only thing I know about it is what I picked up from my aunts and parents.

Take my camel, dear,' said my aunt Dot, climbing down from that animal on her return from high Mass.

Unless I have my aunt or my boyfriend to take care of me, I'm a little pathetic.

This is getting ugly.” – Abigail “Like my great-aunt’s underpants.” – Sundown

I was taught the alphabet by my aunts before I was four years old, and I was reading the Bible in class and beginning geography when I was six.

[On an anarchist acquaintance:] Everything in appearance the most alarmist aunt could wish.

We've had several cats. I had a cat when I was a kid. My Aunt had lots of cats and I got lots of calls about cats.

My Aunt Marion used to always tell me 'a touch of sun adds an air of intrigue...'

My mother wasn't strong like my aunt. She was just very passive.

She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth...Look, there they are.

...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.

The only reason that some people aren’t ashamed of their parents and/or siblings is because they know that we know that they did not choose them.

You will come across people who always affirm by everything you say, but at the hour of need, they simply disappear! Stay away from such people or simply don't fall for their promises.

What's the matter with you, Penny? You're not as good looking as you generally believe you are.

I'd rather be the cool aunt than the authoritative aunt.

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.

Beyonce has set the tone as an aunt. I've set the tone as a mom.