Awkward Quotes

Everyone claims to be okay with freedom of religion, but the moment you mention God there is a strange tension that fills the air. If there was a 6th sense, that would be it.

Saying just the right thing after a considerable, awkward pause is far less effective than saying the wrong thing with perfect timing. I'm telling you.

Latin! The language of God! Or perhaps He speaks Hebrew? I suppose that's more likely and it will make things rather awkward in heaven, won't it? Will we all have to learn Hebrew?

People are like moths. First they are ugly and awkward, until they break out of their shell and become a beautiful butterfly.

You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship.

I could show you a picture right now where I look like something from The Hills Have Eyes. Talk about an awkward stage. Puberty was not good at all.

Computer programmers tend, by and large, to be quirky and highly individualistic. Trying to organize or manage such awkward characters is normally as thankless as herding cats

I thought if I could make people laugh about how awkward I am, it'd make me less awkward. But you also realise how fun it is to make people laugh.

I know kids are supposed to go through these awkward stages, but I just never even thought about that. I was too busy worrying about getting my education while I was working.

Being injured is quite an awkward situation to be in mentally. Physically, it's quite good to have a bit of a rest, but mentally it's hell.

I found college awkward: another teacher, same old chalkboard. I felt I was shifting backward, when I expected to shoot forward.

That's a big lava lamp. Congratulations.

My biggest problem in my life is I'm cheap and I didn't hire a publicist. In every awkward interview, normally actors get these things scripted.

Many great writers have been extraordinarily awkward in daily exchange, but the greatest give the impression that their style was nursed by the closest attention to colloquial speech.

Dads are awkward because they're older guys who aren't cool anymore and are figuring out who they are, and they often make bad choices in fashion and music.

Music has generally involved a lot of awkward contraptions, a certain amount of heavy lifting.

I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends. - Guy Endore

[Mark Twain] is still the rough, awkward, good-natured boy who swore at the deck hands when he was three years old. Thoroughly likeable as a good fellow, but impossible as a man of letters.

you’d think that silence would be peaceful. but really, it’s painful.

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.

I'm a bad dater. I'm the most socially awkward person, like carrying on conversations and stuff.

I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick)

The teenage years are ridiculously crucial and hard and, um, awkward.

I'm a big people pleaser; I had a very awkward adolescence. Part of me is still that person who wants everyone to like me.

I started out really into musical theater. So you can imagine I was super popular. I wasn't awkward looking at all.

If you take "Cheers" and "Seinfeld" and watch the early shows, they're kind of awkward. It took a while for the writers and everything to gel.

I wish I were less awkward around strangers. I never know what to say when someone asks me who I am and what the hell I'm doing in their house.

I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.

I'm very awkward when I have time off. I don't know what to do with myself. It's weird not to work.

Art is awkward until technique has become an unconscious habit.

If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.

You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness or sympathy vanished from Rixon's eyes. "Well this is awkward.

I wanted to take the audience on a journey where that transition was funny and awkward. It's the same cynicism that [Strange] has.

Instruments fascinate me because they're completely awkward. When I picked up a guitar for the first time I was like, "What is this?" because it's so foreign and unknown.

Now I'm in the business and I do have to have these awkward conversations about how I look, how I talk. But I'm still here.

I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

i would say it was nice to meet you, but the fact is it wasnt. in fact, it was quite awkward.

Because I was a shy and awkward child, I used humour to deflect attention. It was a controlling mechanism. Because I could use it to control my image.

Actors put ourselves in awkward positions all the time.

Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness

It's a little awkward to know that the world is going to see you and your mom argue about stupid things and watch me get grounded...again.

Everytime i have turned the page he re-enters my life as awkward as postscript

My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.

Whats more awkward than doing a shower scene? Rehearsing a shower scene.

I was chubby and awkward, and the only way I could really meet girls was to join children's theater, so that's what I did.

My brother and I, we were both relatively good-looking guys growing up, but we had our awkward stages, where we were just hard to look at.

They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward.

I want people to treat me as normally as they can. Anybody who doesn't, I feel awkward with.

It was rather awkward, insofar as we were both teetering between the possibility of something and the possibility of nothing.

I always feel a bit awkward when it's time to talk about the K.I.N.D. fund. I don't want to be one of those guys on a telephone begging you to contribute.